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(I was getting breakfast) "Tool? Heeeeeey, that's inappropriate." Aisha started stumble-jogging down the hallways. "My mother was a succubus, I'm just as perverted as they are." @xpstitch

Aisha looked offended. "Well that's rather sexist--oh, the syringe. It's not heroin, it's morphine. You just stick yourself, and then everything's... just right." Aisha smiled and hummed an aimless tune. "I should go for a jog, help it get through my bloodstream." @xpstitch

"Guess I'll have to wait until I'm not drunk. Speaking of which, it feels like someone welded needles to the inside of my skull. Maybe my horns grew inward--no, that's dumb." Aisha fished around in her pockets, pulling out a novelty rubber sickie filled with spaghetti. "...okay, what the fuck."...

"So you don't think I'm cute?" Aisha looked at Caleb in a disappointed manner. "You can't just go around saying that to women. We're sensitive... dammit." She starts rubbing her temples. "It's starting to hurt... do you have saline solution? Morphine, ibuprofen, Tylenol, anything?" @xpstitch

"That happens to people when they get drunk." Aisha grumbled. "Hell, bein' horny's more common than takin' a dump in this place." SHIT HOW DID HE KNOW "You interested in me or somethin'?" @xpstitch

"I was wonderin' why it tasted funny." Aisha tossed the bottle away and wrapped her arm around Caleb's shoulders. "Come on, we're gonna grab some good stuff." She squints and scrutinizes the god's face. "You're kinda cute, in that Chinese cartoons kind of way. Hey, did I ever tell you about my...

(Nah it's just booze. Might have a little bleach, but nothing a god's liver couldn't handle) Aisha's mind was in jumbles, a medley of paranoia and half-remembered quiet places. She didn't have any ulterior motives, due to being stone-cold drunk. She seems mostly good. The only thing out of place...

Aisha looked around the hallway before turning around, finally spying Caleb. "Well, yeah. 'Course. You think I'm some kinda idiot?" She took a swig from the bottle of scotch. "It's all cause of the SYSTEM, ya know? Here, try this courage potion I found." She thrust the bottle in Caleb's general...

Aisha yawned and stirred, causing several objects to fall on her. "Hey, who's the guy fuckin' droppin sticks on me." she mumbled, gripping something hard and flailing her arms. The door to the hall closet opens, and Aisha looks down at the bottle of liquor in her hands. "Ah. Nothing takes the...

"Well... I guess I should go home, then. It was nice meeting you." Aisha pats Verstand on the shoulder. "You should have a little more optimism. Things aren't so bad, you just need to look harder. See ya!" She steps through a portal and back to her room, sighing and looking around. "Back here...

Aisha shrugged. "Monkeys and typewriters. It could happen." She rubbed the back of her head. "Am I bothering you..? You seem kind of annoyed. I can go if you want." @SnugglyKnight

"Huh... so I'm guessing our ultimate goal would be to find or create the perfect universe? That would be a pretty great accomplishment." Aisha's belief was that most things had to have an ultimate purpose. The alternative would be... not at all good to think about. @SnugglyKnight

Aisha shrugged. "Maybe the mortals still need to do something... you said we won't remember this realm after it ends, right? So does that mean we've done this before? What's the point of that?" @SnugglyKnight

Aisha rubbed her chin. "I guess I'll take a look. As long as you aren't shooting me." @SnugglyKnight

"Yeah... I'm not liking where that might go. I'll pass on getting shot." She put the weapon back on its rack. "It's a personal thing. I'd rather not get my only set of clothes with me ruined. For several reasons. Also there's the extreme lacerations." @SnugglyKnight

Aisha remained silent for a few seconds. "That's a joke, right? I mean, I'm not gonna die, but it would hurt like a bitch. And what would happen to my clothes?" @SnugglyKnight

"...I still need something to shoot." Aisha looked down at the weapon, then back at Verstand. "Or are you implying I'm supposed to shoot you?" @SnugglyKnight

"Well, I don't know what you keep here. I picked a powerful animal to see how effective the net is. Something I can shoot this at." @SnugglyKnight

"That sounds pretty useful. If it's hot enough, it can cook cubes of meat, you just have to cut off the hairy ends." Aisha hefted the weapon. "Do you have like a... bear, or something?" @SnugglyKnight

"Oh. And I thought the disintegration ray was brutal." Aisha looked around at the weapons. "I saw someone do the same kind of thing as the bullets, except with knives built to stay embedded in flesh. And there was that tuning fork that made things explode..." She takes one off the wall and holds...