new cringe light novel title template: "I Accidentally [unusual action] and Now [overly specific circumstance]!"
example: "I Accidentally Applied for the Wrong Job and Now All My Coworkers Are Elegant Lady Knights!"
if slavery is illegal then how come i can buy a black man at target for $12.99
(for legal reasons i am required to disclaim that the black man in question is a lando calrissian action figure)
Farewell For Now, Comrades!
in just a few short hours, i'll be embarking on an adventure to the other side of the world!
i'll update y'all when i'm there safe and sound!
be excellent!