senpai, i made you this bento filled with all your favorites. let's eat lunch together in a special place.
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happy finals week to all who celebrate
we're so back
at first i was like "hehe, celtic tomboy light novel" as a joke
but bros... i don't think it's a joke anymore
do you ever regret starting a bit but you get in too deep to give up your commitment to it
Iiko Shimada is his high school's resident doormat. Always keeping his head down, never asserting himself, he's perfectly content with being treated as more of a pet than a person. That all gets turned upside-down when his class receives a surprising new student who's determined to help him break out of his shell. There's just one extra twist: the new student is none other than Cu Chulainn, legendary hero of Ulster... reincarnated as a rough-and-tumble delinquent girl!
Coming soon from acclaimed(?) light novel author Tatami Enjo, it's an exciting new high-school rom-com that's got everybody(?!) talking!
"My Celtic Spear-Wielding Demigoddess Can't Possibly Be This Cute and Tomboyish!!" Arriving December 2023...
that cringe light novel title is not a joke, by the way. i will be writing it. stay tuned...
new cringe light novel title template: "My [overly specific subject] Can't Possibly Be This [descriptor(s) of appeal]!"
example: "My Celtic Spear-Wielding Demigoddess Can't Possibly Be This Cute and Tomboyish!"
anthropomorphized woodland creatures with unnatural fur colors wearing sneakers and exhibiting superhuman physical capabilities? sure, whatever. genetically modifying one of those woodland creatures with alien dna in an attempt to engineer an ultimate immortal lifeform? yeah, okay. time- and space-warping powers granted to whomever collects a full set of seven magical rocks? why not? but erroneously animating an H&K MP5A3 as a pump-action when it's clearly an automatic? that's a bridge too far. sorry Shadow the Hedgehog (2005), but you've completely shattered my immersion
war is bad but giant robots are awesome
turmkey...
no, mr child protection services man, those aren't children digging in my backyard, those are dwarves
fetus sheldon be like "birthzinga"
some people call me the space cowboy, on a steel horse i ride...
babe, you're like hot soup on a cold night
tomboys
like if u agree
sorcerers be like "i'm a pyromancer," "i'm a hydromancer," "i'm a necromancer"
wizard please, how about you find a woman and romance 'er
i'm dressing up as season 1 walter white this year because my skull is too lumpy to look good shaved
you didn't know that everyone in space smokes and wears a three piece suit? i figured that was common knowledge by now
if twilight was gender-swapped i think it wouldn't be nearly as hated as it is now
I CAN DRAW WOMEN AGAIN
catholic tf2 scout be like "yo pops forgive me for i have freakin sinned"
IT IS THE SP00KY MONTH
i don't know how to draw women anymore... : ( -
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