Me, talking to a priest in a confession booth: I just committed all seven of the deadly sins in less than thirty minutes.
Priest: This I have to hear.
Me: I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Priest: You forgot Pride.
Me: No, I'm pretty proud of myself.
Priest: This I have to hear.
Me: I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Priest: You forgot Pride.
Me: No, I'm pretty proud of myself.