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  • Life is like toilet paper. You are either on a roll, or you are dealing with the shit from some asshole!
    Aaaaaaack! It's been... 11 whole daaaaays without a Sherwood pun!!

    What are we gonna do until he posts again?!

    Hmmm....

    "What does a dyslexic, agnostic, and insomniac spend most of his time doing?"

    "Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog." =)

    Your turn! =)
    Hey Sherwood! Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels!

    8D
    Remember, Sherwood - if you are attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the juggler. =)
    Hailey
    Hailey
    My local gas station had this on their sign when all the killer clown stuff was happening
    I choked on a piece of carrot earlier today. All I could think of is that I might die, and a doughnut wouldn't have done this to me.

    Never trust carrots. They are evil.
    If you don't like pizza, remember that pizza spelled backwards is azzip, which makes no sense, just like your opinion.
    Noble Scion
    Noble Scion
    Oh yeah? Well.. A cat wearing chainmail doesn’t make sense either! That right!! I said it!!
    Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
    bunnyfudanshi
    bunnyfudanshi
    I have no worries on multiplying.
    coconut
    coconut
    Okay but what's the answer squared? The amount of noise raised when you multiply or
    Harry Potter fans are like: I want to go to Hogwarts! Narnia fans are like: I want to go to Narnia! Hunger Games fans are like: Nope, I'm good.
    Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow . . . I bet you were expecting something romantic, but this is just about gardening facts.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Except you're clearly a liar because violets are, in fact, violet :P
    Back in the day, Trix cereal used to be fruit shapes. Now they are just boring and round. Wait: what if they are still fruit shapes, but I can't see them because Trix are for kids?!?
    I know I don't have to be sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with. It would be a shame to be wasteful.
    My mom is named mom, your mom is named mom. Don't freak out, but I think we're all related.
    ebird
    ebird
    gonna freak out anyway, since ur not my mom and you cant tell me what to do
    Corrosion
    Corrosion
    I'm not. My mother's named mum.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    OUR MOMS HAVE THE SAME NAME
    WHAT DOES IT MEAN
    *General Batman freakout*
    You know how you sometimes walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, and he just canceled your action.
    When your wife tells you that we need a new broom, don't ask if she broke the old one in a crash landing. It doesn't go over well.

    Just sayin'.
    Psychie
    Psychie
    Did you really do that? If you did, I'm surprised that you can still function, 'cause your wife should have kicked your ass!
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