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  • No one knows for sure what started the fire at Notre Dame Cathedral, but Quasimoto has a hunch.
    What has fifteen actors, four settings, two writers and one plotline?

    652 Hallmark Christmas specials.
    I love how when you go up to a dog and push it over onto its back, their eyes light up as they think, "Oh, wow! Belly rubs!"

    Push over a cat and try to scratch the belly and you might just activate the murder button and get the living crap chewed and clawed out of your hand. Be warned.
    If you ever get in a fight with your significant other, the two of you should breathe in the helium from a balloon and continue to argue. Whomever laughs first loses the argument.
    Do you know the difference between a cat and a comma?

    One is a pause in the middle of a clause, and the other has claws at the end of its paws! Ha!
    Blood is thicker than water, but syrup is thicker than blood. This means that pancakes are more important than family.
    Is it weird that people will run from the rain but will soak for a long time in the bathtub?
    Idea
    Idea
    I mean you’re not wearing clothes and the rain water is cold and often kind of dirty, not warm and comfy.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I mean, I eat apples but I would still duck if an apple was thrown at me.
    If you think about it, the process of singing a birthday song and cutting a cake is extremely Satanic.

    Consider this:

    A small crowd of people are huddled around a small object on fire, chanting rhythmically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object in order to have the object cut up and the crowd consume it.
    Anyone familiar with Greek mythology?

    I think that Zeus got a lot more open-minded after having Athena.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Yes. He was very open minded about who he sexually assaulted.
    I don't want to make anyone jealous, but I just found out that I can still fit into the scarf I wore back in high school.
    I ran into a cable repairman on the street yesterday. He asked me what time it was, and I said, "Between eight am and one pm."
    I finally finished writing my new book on penguins.

    My publisher said it would have been better if I had written it on paper.
    I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience applauded when the chef made meringue.

    I was rather surprised; I thought that Australians boo meringue.
    "Exclusive "Flying In A Blue Dream" Studio Footage for Anniversary"

    Hey, bud! I don't know if you've ever seen this, but you're the biggest Satriani fan I know so here you go! =)
    Sherwood
    Sherwood
    Sweet. Thanks for sharing!
    Dannigan
    Dannigan
    It's too good not to share, especially with a longtime fan like you! =)
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