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  • I dream of a better world; one in which a chicken can cross the road without having is motives questioned. Perhaps, someday my dream will come true.
    The next time you feel afraid to share your thoughts, just remember that someone once said in a meeting "lets make a movie with a tornado full of sharks!"
    Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people look smart until they open their mouths to talk. Then you can hear just how stupid they are.
    AbsurdNerd
    AbsurdNerd
    You just described me in 2 short sentences.
    If I had a taser, I'd probably get curious about how it feels and zap myself. That's why I don't have a taser.
    There is more money being spent on boob jobs and Viagra than on Alzhimer's research. That means in 2040 the elderly will have perky boobs and stiff willies, but won't remember why.
    MissingBolt
    MissingBolt
    *Slow Clap*
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    I always look forward to reading your posts XD
    welian
    welian
    Nature will find a way. Don't worry old man, your life will still have meaning.
    I would try to eat healthy, but I remember hearing about that one time Adam and Eve ate an apple and doomed all humanity, so I'd better not risk it.
    Lady_Feonis_of_Fairhaven
    Lady_Feonis_of_Fairhaven
    Actually, the bible never specifies about the kind of fruit it was...so it could have been a mango, or an orange, or a cherry....technicality. Aha. Sorry. I'll leave now. *retreats into darkness*
    Grand Moff Tarkin from Star Wars gets a bad rep for doing some really great work. He eliminated all unemployment problems on Alderan overnight!
    I hear about all these different challenges that teenagers are doing. Here are three I came up with: Pull up your damn pants, graduate high school, and stay out of jail.
    I hate it when you gently toss your phone on your bed and it bounces off of three walls, breaks two lamps and kills the cat.
    Bubblegumyum10
    Bubblegumyum10
    Android can take it
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    The third time I threw my phone, it flied around and hit...
    Three of the walls,
    Two of my lamps,
    And the cat sitting next to the tree!
    Axel The Englishman
    Axel The Englishman
    I hate it when my Samsung suddenly combusts before I get to the embassy.
    Last night for my anniversary my wife and I went to see 'Blue Man Group' at the Luxor in Las Vegas. If any of you are able to come here and are wondering what to do, I highly recommend that show as one to watch. It was great.
    Thanks to the Internet, I've probably seen more naked women than all of my ancestors combined.
    Anarchist
    Anarchist
    That's a really good point. RPN Showerthought? Lmao
    Psychie
    Psychie
    That's because men are pigs. No offense. lol
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    You and me both, dude
    If zombies ever attack, go to Cosco. They have years of food and concrete walls, and the zombies can't get in without a membership card.
    Phadia
    Phadia
    Honestly, that is my legit thought process every time we shop there!
    They have those metal sliding doors, security cameras, a generator, concrete walls.
    And, of course, you could seal all the exits shut except for the main ones.
    The roof is flat, perfect for growing fruit and veg, or even having livestock.
    (cont.)
    Phadia
    Phadia
    There's only one problem (?). If the zombies are like in The Walking Dead, you'd need to have a secure way of sleeping so that, if some one dies in the middle of the night, they don't go around and kill everyone in their sleep.

    This is where the shelves at Costco work well. Just have everyone sleep on the top shelf, and if the zombies get in, then they can't climb up to the healthy people.
    Break the laws of man, you go to jail. Break the laws of physics, you go to Sweeden and get a Nobel Prize.
    I'm not saying kill all the stupid people. Just remove the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
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