How many 'chuggas' are you supposed to say before saying 'choo-choo'? I've always said two, but my eight year old is now saying three, but her teacher says one. That's not enough chuggas before the choo, and it pisses me off. Tell me, how the train is supposed to get anywhere?
I love how in the movies the Satanic cults all speak Latin, like Satan has been around since the beginning of time, encountered the Romans, and was then "Hey, this language is IT! Hell yeah. From now on, I'm writing all my contracts in this bad boy!"
I heard in the news that there is a local woman that tried to pull a John Bobbit on her cheating boyfriend and cut off his wanker. In the struggle, she stabs him in the leg, and is now being charged with Misdawiener.