Friend: I hate jeans.
Me: *bitch slaps friend* GIRL YOU DON'T HAFTA WASH THEM UNTIL YOU'VE WORN THEM SEVERAL TIMES. THEY'RE AMAZING.
Me: *bitch slaps friend* GIRL YOU DON'T HAFTA WASH THEM UNTIL YOU'VE WORN THEM SEVERAL TIMES. THEY'RE AMAZING.