Somewhere out there a neurotic chicken wants to cross the road but is paralyzed by the knowledge that everyone will question her motives.
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Love the status updates you do! Keep them up
We should have a Mana's Corner.
The shitty moment when you are trying to pull the covers up and your hand slips and you punch yourself in the face.
So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I am OUTSTANDING
It amazes me that Wal-Mart employs over 400 people but they only have 4 registers open!
Forrest Gump's password is 1forest1.
The best memories are the ones that you try to explain but in the end you say, you just had to be there!
I can always tell if they use fake dinosaurs in films.
I hate it when you think a bug lands on your arm and you freak out but then you realise, it's just a hair!
Dear hoodies, thank you for always being there for me. Sincerely, I'm sexy and I know it, I'm just way too tired to show it
I distinctly remember forgetting that
Bill Nye The Science Guy. Don't deny it... U read it in THAT voice...
Dear auto correct, stop correcting my swear words you piece of shut
I assume full responsibility for all of my actions, except the ones that I can blame on innocent third-parties.
I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get "smokin' hot" is if I get cremated
Next time you go on a roller-coaster take some extra screws with you and tell the person in front,"These just come out of your chair!!!"
You should check our new game out :D!
http://www.rpdom.com/threads/wonder-city.54311
Since you have not joined one yet.
Thanks! You have to love the following!
the inventor of the treadmill has passed away, poor guy never really went anywhere.
One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes
when life depresses me I look down and think...at least I have great boobs!
Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled her name in this store!
I have a great joke about procrastination... I'll tell you later.
DISHES! We meet again you dirty bastards!
@Ghan_04, lol it depends who we are talking about I suppose -
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