Yo dude! Just found out you were sys admin for the site, that's so groovy my man! I was wondering if this is proper job you get paid to do, or if it's all for fun. Been studying computer science for a while so just asking.
Elf man with a name of red,
Allow me please to remove your head,
Tibias and fingers I’ve collected galore,
But I think I need a skull to even the score,
Wait, you thought I was merely asking, you surely jest,
This knife in my hand suggests this is no mere request,
Stop squirming now, if you comply it’ll be quick,
This isn’t the first time I’ve stolen bones, I’ve picked up many a trick.