*sets up small shrine with candles, incense and beyond-the-bleeding-edge-server-processors*
Our GHAN, who art in server,
Hallowed be thy mainframe,
Thy SSD come, thy motherboard done,
On modem as it is on broadband,
Give us our daily RpN,
And forgive us our one-line posts,
As we forgive those who one-line against us
Lead us not into dial-up, but deliver us from lag,
For thine is the INTERNET, the power and the glory,
For and ever,
A-GHAN