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  • A billionaire, a fool, and a immigrant walk into a bakery.

    The billionaire buys nine out of the ten cakes in the store, he then points to the immigrant and tells the fool.

    “Watch out, he’s gonna get that cake”
    BackSet
    BackSet
    The President's Twitter feed in a nutshell.
    My farts rip holes in underwear.
    Mine, yours, others,
    that’s right I don’t even need to be wearing them.
    Okay, you didn’t have to show off with the Möbius strip Phil. It’s tough we get it you’re gonna be in there forever
    I think I dislike the seven deadly sins english dub because the main character sounds like sonic the hedgehog if he was a human boy.
    Kissanime was taken down in Australia Because copyrights...
    It’s gonna be awkward as fuck searching Xvideos for the last episode of goblin slayer.
    Idea
    Idea
    Well, there are a bunch of other sites you could use.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    For goblin slayer or hentai? Either way let me know...
    Idea
    Idea
    Yeah. Unfortunately though, site rules forbid me from telling you in this status I'm afraid. Since such sites aren't...you know...
    That moment where the teenage mutant ninja turtles have a canon place in DC comics and games
    Joe I’m being told by someone in the truck that John Dodson has become immortal,

    “Well someone should have told that to Cub swans before he took this fight I don’t think that’s fair”

    You have to admire his spirit though joe he is throwing everything he has at John Dodson who if you’re just joining us, has become some sort of godlike creature
    Jon Jones failed a drug test so they move the entire event from Las Vegas to California. UFC is ridiculous.
    With the weather in my area my net has been on and off. If your waiting on a reply from me I apologise. I usually try to respond quick as possible but with work and such it’s a bit more difficult to sit and write
    “My god you have a juicy butt, and I would love to have sex with you but you’re not exhibiting cues of ambition. Therefore no sex for you Linda.”
    If aliens or a meteor is about to invade or crash into earth, I could put up a force field and deflect the problem. People would thank me, I’d say no problem and suggest we go to the pub.

    Then we all would go to the pub.
    And like all good sessions finish with a backflip then give your girl a airplane ride to find some snacks
    Idea
    Idea
    -Snickers
    Tonight, climate change! Every scientist is saying we’re making it worse, but some people are like

    “Nuh uh wasn’t us, DIDNT DO IT pbbbbbbbtttt”

    The debate rages on.
    Troldmand
    Troldmand
    Mind-blowing indeed. Those evil lizards must be running our GOVERNMENT, hence why Trump does not recognize climate ch-- oh wait.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Something like that yea, but still I can’t believe trump is president and some of the shit that he’s said and done aha I almost wanna live in America so I can laugh an shit while it goes to hell
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    when ur roasting flat earthers but they kidnap you, blindfold you and scream "throw him off the edge."
    Any Aussies going to see ninja sex party down under? Unfortunately I’m the only one of my friends who understand the importance and awesomeness of NSP.
    On tonight’s news, reverse furries.
    Animals dressed up as humans getting jobs, buying homes, and settling down.

    Could you be married to a gazelle without even knowing?
    There once was a warrior fierce as can be
    Fought across the land and made home at the sea
    Conquering the waters and many beautiful daughters
    The people of each town he visited, would call for his slaughter
    But the warrior stood above the town laughing loud
    The man shouted over the crowd bellowing proud
    “Aye fools be patient and hear my decree...”

    (Tales and songs from a fictional world)
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    “Aye fools be patient and hear my decree
    Each seed I plant I did so in glee,
    I’ll sail back round these parts when my seeds are fully grown
    And I’ll take your island, your homes, every thing you own
    You deal with a monster and all are guilty of sin
    A demon is judging you, beneath this human skin”
    And all the boys say she was sent from the heavens,
    But I’m not to sure that this girl is a blessing,
    She got the devil’s eyes and they’ll cut you like a weapon
    Anyone on Xbox one playing pubg,
    For honour,
    Black ops 4,
    Or red dead 2?
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Should add Flowiest Dingo and duel me on for honor aha
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    I’d probably lose, I don’t do PVP, haven’t done PVP since my halo reach days
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    I haven’t played for honor in a long time, I just remember thinking it had real good potential, such fun was had when I was grinding for characters aha
    When Ads for fallout 76 are playing on YouTube videos about how shit fallout 76 is I laugh
    Bill Nein
    Bill Nein
    I hope it does a “no man sky” thing
    Bill Nein
    Bill Nein
    Instead of fizzle out.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    Would be good if that happens but I’d rather wait for starfield to be giving Bethesda money again aha
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