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duegxybus

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    Need new friends. *Puts up sign 'for adoption' and sits in a backpack*


    Once you sign up there's no going back


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    JPax is not responsible for any property damage, taxes, rigged elections, explosions, planetary destruction, total planetary domination, ebola in Europe, STDs, drug overdoses in rabbits, and/or total breakdown of the laws of physics. By signing this contract I hereby take responsibility that I am fully responsible for all of JPax's nonsensical destruction. I hereby acknowledge that JPax may also frequently spam you with stuff on your wall just to make you feel loved.
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    WanderingJester
    WanderingJester
    *Snatches a muffin out of the air before JPax scorches it, looks at it*  Aw sweet, chocolate chip.  Thanks Shamsham!  *Chews on muffin*
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    duegxybus
    *hooks Shammy to a rope*


    Bye.


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    BlueClover
    Aw, bye!  



    *Goes flying*


    WEEEEEEEEE!


    *Land on Shammy's profile*
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    Oh I just remembered I have a final in 4 minutes and here I am writing posts. Also the night before is fun because I was crying about something that should be irrelevant to finals week, but some people don't leave me alone (*^*).


    I realized finals isn't that stressful because you know all the stuff anyways, none of the calculus and physics is new stuff or anything new in general...hehehehehe 


    That and I had a dream that I was almost decapitated. Yay. ._. 


    Such is my life.
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    [12/11/16, 10:12:38 AM] Salex: awkfjwjfbwbfpiubfpjaslfkjalskjbflksajblkfjbsdlkfjblsakjbflkasjbflkajsbdlfkjbaslkdfjblsakjbdfksajbflkasjbfdlkjbdlakjflaksdjbflksa SPACE ROCKET
    [12/11/16, 10:12:44 AM] Salex: im sorry, that was a weird thing to say


    @Salex The Baldie


    friendship done right xD
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    So...school bathroom story.


    I walked into the bathroom to see a freshman boy, sitting on the floor, with a laptop. It was cold today, so apparently he decided to seek refuge in a bathroom. I told him that he shouldn't be in the bathroom to which he replied "No, sorry, it's cold out there" without looking up from his computer, distracted by whatever video game he was playing.


    I knelt down next to him, as cool as a cucumber, and whispered into his ear, "You aren't a girl, are you? This is the women's room."


    He froze up in an instant, and slowly turned to me with a mortified expression, adjusted his glasses, and screamed while he shoved his computer into his bag, and bolted out the door like there was no tomorrow. 
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    Humans are terrifying.


    We breathe a corrosive gas. We drink one of the most potent solvents in the world.


    We prefer persistence hunting. It might sound fine, but imagine this.


    >You're a deer. Top speed? 35 something miles an hour.


    >Oh look, a human. RUN! You break into a sprint. The human chases after you, but can barely keep up with your speed.


    >You lost them. It wasn't too hard. But, you're tired now.


    >You lay down to rest, but out of the corner of your eye...


    >The...the human you outran...it...it followed you?


    >It... just


    showed up.


    >You get up to run...


    And then you're dead.


    (This is a compilation of the most beautiful things I've seen on the internet)
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    spookie
    spookie
    ...i am never going near this species ever again o-o
    Kitsu
    Kitsu
    this is why i identify as what @Thalia_Neko-chanstated before.


    #yayantisocialness
    Strategos
    Strategos
    humans.... heh.... we're delusional beings.... some of us fear sharks, but for every shark that kills human, we kill 20 million sharks... but this is not to say we're horrible, no. with our progression of technology, computers getting smaller, artificial intelligence getting smarter, poaching becoming illegal, the invention of veganism and self-awareness everywhere on tv about polluting the planet, our world still may be a polluted mess, but who says it's not getting better?
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    *Puts reef and lights on profile*  Don't mind me.  I'm just making sure your profile is festive!  :3
    GlytchMeister
    GlytchMeister
    Literally my thoughts as I was reading this:  "How... How does one put a whole coral reef on something?  That would take an enormous amount of power...


    oh.


    Festive.  (S)he meant wreath... Oookaaay.  That makes more sense."
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    BlueClover
    Damn my lack of grammar here!
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    THE DOOR IS IN! Though it took me a while to get it in. Then I lost motivation and slept right there on the cold floor. Then I realized that it's literally me when writing RP posts. But anyways, door's in. If you come to my house you will have full privacy in the bathroom.
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    "So, what did you do today?"


    Well, I went to school and then had to buy a door for the bathroom. Now I just have to put it in and get rid of the old door since...I broke it by trying to open it when it was locked. Hopefully this doesn't fall on my head, or doesn't get put in correctly wish me luck LOL 
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    duegxybus
    You lost a friend? :( im sorry to hear that... unless I didn't understand it correctly


    Now to tackle this door once and for all! Watch how I break it again in 3 days. -_- (I almost cried buying it)
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    duegxybus
    @Trust (no longer online) Well...it's rough, right? But if they don't like you you can't change their mind until they do. Hope all is well.


    Alright, be back in 30 or so minutes, or after this door gets in place. 
    Lappi
    Lappi
    -Slurp- I cut my hand on some scrap metal I sold. And then killed, skinned and cooked a squirrel. Used 20 bullets via nest destruction. 
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    Notice to everyone. I've finally decided to admit to myself that I am busy and won't have time to rp regularly. There's some really bad stuff that's going on in life that I need to tackle like, right now right now. Some of you know about it but the majority of you don't.


    I have two kids. This sounds weird, yeah, and they aren't actually that much younger than me. They aren't my biological kids (I'm 14!). Marie and Krystal. And uh...right now I have to earn money and stuff. Outside of school, for them. That's just my situation right now. So...I won't be doing roleplay stuff a while. Sorry for those I left hanging, I'll find a time to close it. 
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    [11/24/16, 8:43:14 PM] YoungX: Not all heroes wear caped
    [11/24/16, 8:43:21 PM] Salex: example: pizza delivery guy


    @YoungX @Salex The Baldie 
    Lappi
    Lappi
    -Flops around waiting for people to join my RP-
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    duegxybus
    Hey...maybe you should put up an interest check for your RP. Usually people join in that way, rather than personal advertising. You may want to also describe your RP more in detail during the interest check so you can get a group of people who are interested in that type of thing :)
    Lappi
    Lappi
    Maybe tommorow...
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    So this drunk woman decided it would be fun to try and climb the side of my house...


    I got terrified as hell when I heard the noise (since my mom is out for two weeks or so) and went to close a blind. She had her face against the window and she was probably trying to get higher that the window. I reached out to open the window and she fell all the way down. I ran outside to see how she was doing, and she just stood up, unfazed, and said "Oh, sorry. Did I scare you girls?"


    I never told anyone to leave so loudly before xD
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    *Gives chocolate heart*  Have a nice day <3 *Crawls away into shoe box*
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    duegxybus
    *looks at heart* I...I don't like chocolate...


    *freezes with liquid nitrogen and puts on the wall* There better :)
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