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  • [11/11/16, 6:35:36 PM] Salex: the problem in indonesia is....
    [11/11/16, 6:35:40 PM] Salex: THE FUCKING WEATHER
    [11/11/16, 6:35:52 PM] Salex: IT WAS RAINING FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES THEN IT’S SHINY
    [11/11/16, 6:35:58 PM] Salex: WHAT DO YOU WANT MOTHER NATURE!?!??!


    "IT'S SHINY" - @Salex The Baldie 2k16
    Back on my own wall...let's play a game. Use any means necessary. Yapaxes will defend. 


    Capture the flag lol


    The Flag: Hue. 
    Psychopath
    Psychopath
    *spins knife* I love games!


    Oh boy how do we play?


    ~


    *Micro Psycho crawls out of pocket and starts running twoards flag*
    Strategos
    Strategos
    ...... *pulls out metal cane* oh this'll be fun alright...
    I wonder what it would be like if someone else acted like I do :P


    Probably something out of can pull off. 
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    BlueClover
    Best scenario of what would could


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    Strategos
    Strategos
    if there's someone that can be like you..... something.... something definitely wrong has happened in this wrong, for two yapaxes to exist.... something must've gone terribly wrong.... oh yeah i know! donald trump became president
    Strategos
    Strategos
     




    if there's someone that can be like you..... something.... something definitely wrong has happened in this world, for two yapaxes to exist.... something must've gone terribly wrong.... oh yeah i know! donald trump became president


     
    Hey!  I challenge you to a charamon battle!  Go Derp Shammy *Throws out Derp Shammy*


    Derp Shammy:  ._.


    Derp Shammy!  Use Derp!
    *Derp Shammy uses derp.....IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!* 
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    duegxybus
    Qsa had her derp thing ripped off and now I lost motivation to use her. RIP.


    JPax withdraws from battle
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    BlueClover
    Aw.....*Picks up Derp Shammy*  Qsa was my favorite derp :(


    Derp Shammy:  *Smacks*  Derp! >:(
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    duegxybus
    Whatever. Lol.
    Chemistry Student: Ey Jessica the paper burns greeen...


    Me: A wha-?!


    Fire Alarm: *TRIGGERED*


    Me: *casually facepalms as entire school is evacuated*


    Will post later. 
    Quillicious
    Quillicious
    noice


    seemed like a heated series of events
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    BlueClover
    Pun Shammy:  Guess that really got you hot headed but just chill and you won't go up in flames :)
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    BlueClover
    Threat:  I'm only like 2 years older than you!


    Peace:  *Breaks through asteroid without any effort*  Why do you hate me so much?  We use to be good friends :(
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    duegxybus
    Kirsty: *Hundreds of Asteroids slam down in front of Threat, forming the words...*


    I was talking about my child! God, this is why our relationship didn't work out!
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    BlueClover
    Threat:  It wasn't that, it was because you didn't help!  I was there in your darkest times, when you snapped, and even fought for you.  I went through it all and when I finally said something, instead of talking to me.  You left me.  Through all that, you forgot about me, that's why it didn't work!  *Walks back into house*


    Peace:  Damn........
    *Pokes head out of suitcase*  Crazy day, how was yours?  Did I fail you?  ;~;
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    duegxybus
    Nice! I went swimming. We lost track of time and actually ended up sleeping right there in the gym locker rooms xD wasn't woken up until two women made a huge racket :I 
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    BlueClover
    Wish I could have crazy stories like yours....most of mine are bland or are about other people :/
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    duegxybus
    Well, you just have to make s@$* interesting. I can tell you stories about a lot of things xD
    Hmmm tell me your knowledge on Ice arts? As the Hyorei arts the purest form/also more destructive than anything conjure by so called master.
    Predator Shammy: *Tackles while metal wrist claws come out, making roar and clicking noise*


    Translator Shammy:  What he means is.  'Gimme, gimme, gimme.  You will be my ultimate trophy.' glad I could help :)
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    duegxybus
    Translator Shammy? You mean Google Shamslate.... 
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    BlueClover
    Ha.....Ha.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*Jumps off cliff*


    Aaaaaaaand, there goes another Shammy.
    Hello ever heard of a user in any roleplay site over the years. SiruisTenkara who simply was enlightenment comparable to Virgo Saints.  If not he's one who could best me at full power. Also would you like to grant liberation through death to those in pain.
    Giant Shammy:  *Stomps around profile*  I'VE COMETO SAY HI....HI THERE TINY YAPAX'S!!!!!
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    BlueClover
    Giant Shammy:  WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!!


    Tiny Shammy:  I don't know what's going on:~;
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    duegxybus
    Tiny Yapax: I need a new shipment of Yapaxes...


    ORBITAL YAPAX: *DROPS NEW YAPAXES!*


    Yapaxerator: You think you can just ORDER me? THINK AGAIN FUCKERS! *grabs nuclear reactor* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHH *giant metal rod comes flying and smashes through a building*


    Melzalyapax: 


    Why are we ordering Yapaxes based on anime characters...


    Duty, to order more Yapaxes.


    Good idea.


    Qsapax: *sticks tongue out and a building blows up*


    Doctor Yapax: What...what did we order...?!?!?!


    "The Shampax": *derp face*
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    BlueClover
    Better order some new ones as well.  *Clicks button on profile*


    Shamdator:  *Makes clicking sounds before vanishing*


    Ham Sham:  I'm a slice of ham :3


    Sleepy Shammy:  *Goes to sleep*


    Fan fic Shammy:  You know what I do c:


    Tiny Shammy:  So many Shamm-


    Doctor Shammy *Gives Giant Baby Shampax*  My point is to give Shampax couples babies.
    Yapax, I know everything has been crazy.  So I got you this 


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    I stole it from a weird Chinese man, he said some warnings but I don't remember :3
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    duegxybus
    I wish I could but I don't really trust people at this point...if we can take it to private message sure but please keep that a secret <3 
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    BlueClover
    Very off topic but I feel like this would be Kirsty's theme
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    duegxybus
    *Listens to song and visualizes scenes of Kirsty like some sort of AMV*


    Yep. Theme song.
    I just realized it's a good idea to post status updates about life. So maybe I should do that. And make new friends. A good way to make friends is punning about your own name


    "When you think you failed a test but actually yapaxed."


    Damn that was terrible.
    Burger Shammy:  *A Shammy appears out of a burger, throwing ketchup*  Bark!  *Does a crab walk*
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    duegxybus
    Qsa: *climbs onto Derp Shammy and starts licking his stomach* 


    Qsa is my attempt at a cute character who is actually dark, twisted, and creepy. Unlike the typical cliché "killed parents out of insanity, looks like a doll, has antisocial disorders, is insane" character I tried something different. Unfortunately she was too strange to do any normal murder stuff. So then Qsa happened.


    (oKey Im'm gonna let you post now xD I put in a reference there)
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    BlueClover
    Derp Shammy:  *Rolls around, just being a Derp*


    Baby Black Hole Shampax:  *Creates Black hole*  Mommy, Daddy!  I dis good :3
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    BlueClover
    I wish I could create a character like Qsa.  Then again, if I try.  It would probably come out as trying to hard xD .
    Giant Shammy:  HIYA! *Chews on giant cucumber*


    (Also sorry for not responding right now, i'm trying to do so much backed up homework and feel like i'm going to crack from stress :( )
    Doctor Shammy:  *Gives Tiny Baby Shampax to Tiny Yapax*  This is your problem now *Vanishes*
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    BlueClover
    Well aren't Shampax's just us but.....sorry, forgot the baby was present.  *Rubs arm*  It's so cute....let's keep it away from the cancer cell though.
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    duegxybus
    Tiny Yapax: Good idea- *hears a crunch*


    Strange Baby Yapax: *is casually eating cancer cell* Yap! *shoves cancerous DNA in mouth to no bad effects*


    Tiny Yapax: xe's...xe's so fucked up...but I can't stand watching xer... >_<
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    BlueClover
    It's okay Yapax, we'll get you a new one but first let me try something.


    Strange Shampax!  Spit it out *Extends hand*  One.....Two....Three...
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