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  • Before you get home and inevitably ask:

    1. Yes, I was the one who put that on your computer :P
    2. Yes, I did go to work today, and it went just fine. Nothing happened. Also :P
    3. I'll probably be asleep by the time you get this anyway, so also also :P
    Random stuff that can blow your mind.


    Cuz why not.

    1. Queue has 4 silent letters.
    2. The brain named itself.
    3. Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
    4. When you put a hole in a net, it makes less holes.
    5. The only time the word "Incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
    6. If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
    7. The word "Fat" just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word "Eat".
    8. When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
    9. What if the only reason we can't pass through mirrors is because our reflection is stopping us?
    10. "Refrigerator" doesn't have a d in it, but "Fridge" does.
    11. What if we're all just one person living billions of different lives at the same time?
    12. What if everything you've ever seen is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen?
    13. What if everything in the universe is expanding at a crazy rate, and there's no way to measure it, because it's all happening at the same rate? And what if the things that you drop and never find again are things that just stopped expanding?
    14. What if you are an alien or some other being in a VR machine, and you just don't remember because you've been in for so long?
    15. If we all consist of trillions upon trillions of atoms with a predictable path, do we truly have free will, or is it all controlled and predicted by physics?
    16. Sucking on hard candies is basically drinking your favorite flavored saliva.
    17. We admire people for the hair on their head, but the second it's off their head, it becomes gross.
    18. Because the Earth rotates, and revolves around the Sun, and the Sun moves around the center of our galaxy, which also moves through space, you will never be in the same place twice, ever.
    19. The word "Natural" is man-made.
    20. The Sun is the Earth's natural microwave.
    K, so I've been looking everywhere, and I can't seem to find the answer. Maybe you guys will know? What on Earth do you call a cross between a God and a Demon?


    And don't just respond saying 'That would never happen'. Please. ._.
    I don't know what I got into. Somehow you can't come back even if I really want you to, so what more can I do? Here, in the end, it's just me and you. You never wanted to listen to my rule; The Dragon stands, now you're playing out the part of the fool. Here we go, I will judge you thoroughly...


    It's too late for apologies.


    Go ahead and keep attacking since you're able, because of you my determination is unstable. I'm not even mad at you - Inside, you're dying - I'm just asking myself why I'm trying.


    This isn't what I want, but it's what you asked for. Letting the demon inside take over. You took away our perfect, happy living, just for the power it was giving.


    You are now made of LOVE.


    I know who you are, you remember who I am. We knew that, before all this, we had spent our time as friends. And yet you'd kill your brother, just for giving you a chance - Every time you throw me down, I can't bear to stand again.


    So go ahead and kill me since you're able, all the darkness inside of you is unbearable. If I could only purge the Dragon it'd be over, but I can't do that with my power.


    The flowers are in bloom, as the birds will tell. It is fitting that your home is located in Hell. I side with the Light, you chose genocide, and I don't know how to make it right...


    ...But I am full of love, and I'll give it to you.
    Knowing you're a big fan of Undertale, here are some nice pictures I found while mindlessly browsing through the Internet~


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    Daisie
    Daisie
    Oh my gosh, I love it!! <3 thanks!


    :D  Undyne has a Temmie apron.
    Undertale fans unite! I made a 1920x1080 wallpaper, and I think you'll love it. Feel free to use it!


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    *appears on your profile with a crown*


    After putting your future lover through a series of test, i have a announcement to make.


    I give my blessings to the marriage!


    *confetti rains down on this profile*
    PUN TRAAAIIIIN!!!


    Today's topic is jungles. Or 'rainforests'. However you want to say it.


    I bet I know what you're thinking: Really? More puns? 'cause toucan play at that game. But if you think you can beat me, you'd better leaf right now. And if you do like puns, go ahead and lion down and enjoy. But if you get tiger-ed of me, you can bee on your way. I won't have any chimp on my shoulder or anything, it's irr-elephant to me. Either way, sit down, it might snake a while. This is gonna be toad-ally cool. So let's gecko-ing.


    Iguana first say that I love status updates like this. Orchid you not. And don't worry about me, I'll be vine. I may be a bit more viper than usual, though. Fang-ks for your concern though. Nothing can stump me, if you're looking for something that can, you're barking up the wrong tree. I know, I'm acorn-y person. It's rain-fully obvious. And I hope you dew enjoy these puns though.


    ^^ Thaaanks.
    So much is happening in the world right now. Hopes are at an all-time low. Bad things are coming, as far as the eye can see.


    But screw that. You ain't taking me down, world. It's too late for that. I'm stronger than your depressing state, and I'm not giving up any time soon.


    Stay strong, and help those who need you most. In rough times like these, it's important to make sure that the hope and love that you hold is spread out, as far as you possibly can. Because someone somewhere needs you. And you can't miss that chance.
    We keep missing each other! D:


    Wait... I know how to fix this!


    Don't look for a sec!


    *proceeds to dig a large hole in your profile and cover it with twigs and leaves*


    There!


    What? I didn't do anything....


    *nervous smile*
    Phadia
    Phadia
    But... but! *pouts*


    I just wanted to trap Daisie for a small amount of time. Nothing.... harmful. :)
    Daisie
    Daisie
    =.= Are you suure?
    Phadia
    Phadia
    ...


    Why are you doubting my intentions? :(


    Don't you trust me?


    I mean, we're getting married for pete's sake!
    I keep saying to myself: "Y'know, I'd make a really good actress.".


    But then I remember, I have an awful memory, and I wouldn't be able to memorize 1/3 of the script. :D  


    And that I have anxiety.


    That probably wouldn't work out.


    ;-;
    MrNeko
    MrNeko
    Or Ahri. Do which ever of the two you'd like :)
    Daisie
    Daisie
    That's okay ^^


    You were thinking of collaborating, I think.


    Sure thing! As for me..... Hmmmmmm.....


    Try drawing these things I made up. They're fun to draw, and super creepy

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    MrNeko
    MrNeko
    Alright :)


    Do you have a deviant art?
    *At Daisie's profile, there are some people.*


    *These people include @LegoLad659 @Phadia, and yours truly.*


    *There are spell supplies strewn about in some cryptic fashion.*


    We... Should be ready to cast i...t.... Then... I will be fixed.... Right...?
    Phadia
    Phadia
    (Crap. I just realized I screwed that up! xD  It was supposed to be the green one! Oh well.)


    Yeah. Of course you wouldn't like it. Because then you're not in control anymore. But too bad! You should have never gotten control to begin with. I'm only putting this back the way they should be. 


    *takes a deep breath*
    Daisie
    Daisie
    R-rgh.... S-so I have a question.. Why not take all that energy for yourself? Why give it to them..?
    Phadia
    Phadia
    ....


    Hmmm.


    Good question.


    I guess because I'm not the monster you think I am. 


    I'm not doing this for me... No, that's wrong I guess. I am doing this for me in part. I guess I'm being pretty selfish... but.... 


    *takes another deep breath, and looks over at the green dragon*


    Do you... feel different at all? I'm kind of having to guess how much to take here. 
    *Dramatic piano music*


    It....It's... So.....


    I'm so..... *Sniff*


    ......


    B-bored....


    </3
    Oooh, happy birthday I think?
    :>
    Happy birthday, kind-of-stranger-kind-of-not...
    Daisie
    Daisie
    ^^ Thank you, person-I've-seen-around-a-lot! *hugs*
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    cadence
    I think that means I post too much, oops. :> 
    You're welcome, hope it's a great one! xD  
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