"You fool! No man can kill me!"
"I am no man... I'm a space station!"
"I am no man... I'm a space station!"
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I just realized that in the original song they never actually tell us the color of Rudolph's nose. We just assume its red cause that's what the Rankin/Bass special said.
Why are sandwiches called sandwiches? They're not made of sand and they're not made by witch.
I love plushies.
They say a picture us worth a thousand words, but writers don't even need a thousand words to paint a picture.
This is a profile raid
Give up your cookies now
What if I changed my name to Jesus.
Just because you can't die, doesn't mean you can't be killed.
Nobody ever listens to you on a forum. Because they can't. Forums are entirely text, there's nothing to listen too.
At some point your parents played Yahtzee together.
I feel like making all of you (well, at least, all of you older Pokemon fans) sad today so here:
Ash Ketchum, everybody.
He's right.
The true measure of whether a guy believes in gender equality or not is if he's willing to strike back if a girl hits him.
How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? No, seriously, how many. I'm surrounded by cavemen and I really need to change this lightbulb.
So when Flash dies what will all the elementary school and middle school kids do since most of Cool Math Games ran on flash.
RPN Profile Posts List! Decide if you're depressing or inspiring! Please!
I will become a screenwriter and I will create the best Kirby cartoon there ever was. You can be damn sure of that.
Sorry, I just needed to motivate myself. Ignore this post.
- The Sycophant Corollary: As a user's post count approaches infinity, the likelihood of them being promoted to a moderator approaches 1.
The Whac-A-Mole Law: As the population of a forum approaches infinity, the probability that a banned member creates a new account in order to ban evade approaches 1.
- The "Give Me My Mod-Stick Back" Corollary: As the time since a moderator's demotion/ban (for misconduct or another reason) approaches infinity, the probability of them creating a sockpuppet to ban evade approaches 1.
- The Mitosis Corollary: The longer the member's ban lasts, the more sockpuppets they will attempt to create.
Passed my permit test yesterday.
- The "Google Is Your Friend" Clause: As the length of a thread containing a question which can be solved in a simple Google thread approaches infinity, the probability of someone posting "Google is your friend" or "RTFM", among other terms, approaches 1.
- The Law of Complaint: As a thread length approaches infinity, the probability of someone posting in a thread just to say they don't like it approaches 1.
- The Bile Fascination Law: As a thread that talks about something being bad is expanded upon, the probability of someone joining the thread just to tell people that they checked it out approaches 1.
- Law of Waifus: Any community about a media with lots of notable girls would inevitably have a discussion about who the "best girl" or "best waifu" is. Games like Doki Doki Literature Club! or Katawa Shoujo are very prone to these kinds of discussions.
Covid was just a conspiracy by introverts to make more introverts. I, for one, wholeheartedly approve. -
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