• This section is for roleplays only.
    ALL interest checks/recruiting threads must go in the Recruit Here section.

    Please remember to credit artists when using works not your own.

Fantasy Engranussian Younger Years (CLOSED)

Lore
Here
(XD)
Graham pouted, "I feel like i got dooped by food."

Malvo shook her head, leaning up to push Graham's face into a smile with her hands before gently pulling him down and whispering. "Naaaah, ya just became smarter than the average bear t' get more food."
 
Malvo shook her head, leaning up to push Graham's face into a smile with her hands before gently pulling him down and whispering. "Naaaah, ya just became smarter than the average bear t' get more food."

Graham smiled at that, "y'meaaaaaan it?"
 
Graham sneefled, "y're right. Thank you so much fo the words, Malvo."

Malvo softly patted his head with a warm smile. "Anytime, uncle."

Dei-Loki kicked the bathroom door open, a towel draped over his bare shoulders though he wore s pair of clean pants and such. "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA,
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK.
OVEN'S BAKING,
HEAVY BREATHING,
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S CARBS THAT I'M EATING."


(SOMEONE IN THIS FAMILY HAD TO DO IT.)
 
Malvo softly patted his head with a warm smile. "Anytime, uncle."

Dei-Loki kicked the bathroom door open, a towel draped over his bare shoulders though he wore s pair of clean pants and such. "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA,
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK.
OVEN'S BAKING,
HEAVY BREATHING,
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S CARBS THAT I'M EATING."


(SOMEONE IN THIS FAMILY HAD TO DO IT.)

"Y'need to stop listening to Papa Roach." Graham tsked, snickering.
 
"Y'need to stop listening to Papa Roach." Graham tsked, snickering.

Dei-Loki playfully scoffed at this, also snickering. "Y' can't control my music habits! Just like how I can't help but sing Pumped Up Kicks quietly in the back of the classroom as I sit at my favourite desk."
 
Dei-Loki playfully scoffed at this, also snickering. "Y' can't control my music habits! Just like how I can't help but sing Pumped Up Kicks quietly in the back of the classroom as I sit at my favourite desk."

Graham snickered before coughing. "That's not a good joke, Dei-lokI!"
 
Graham snickered before coughing. "That's not a good joke, Dei-lokI!"

"It is too! You know how many people turn t' look at me all scared when I do that during an exam? And it's normally the kids that give me a hard time that look back at me, first. Like they've got a guilty conscious fer makin' fun of me. Of course, I wouldn't do it, but the fact they know I'm capable of it is enough t' give me a nice, mischievously good time."

"Maker's breath." Reaver turned and coughed into his arm so he wouldn't laugh.
 
"It is too! You know how many people turn t' look at me all scared when I do that during an exam? And it's normally the kids that give me a hard time that look back at me, first. Like they've got a guilty conscious fer makin' fun of me. Of course, I wouldn't do it, but the fact they know I'm capable of it is enough t' give me a nice, mischievously good time."

"Maker's breath." Reaver turned and coughed into his arm so he wouldn't laugh.

"That's not good! That could get you into some serious trouble mister!" He said as he tried his best to maintain a grim face.
 
"That's not good! That could get you into some serious trouble mister!" He said as he tried his best to maintain a grim face.

Dei-Loki blinked, lowering his ears a bit. "So could dad's jokes about him wanting t' die, but no one did anything t' him!"

"Not necessarily true. He almost got emitted t' the mental hospital quite a few times." Reaver stated, bringing over the food and the cocoa.
 
Dei-Loki blinked, lowering his ears a bit. "So could dad's jokes about him wanting t' die, but no one did anything t' him!"

"Not necessarily true. He almost got emitted t' the mental hospital quite a few times." Reaver stated, bringing over the food and the cocoa.

Graham coughed, "totally didn't lie to multiple mental hospitals about him having 'episodes' . . . . i'm a good boy!"
 
Graham coughed, "totally didn't lie to multiple mental hospitals about him having 'episodes' . . . . i'm a good boy!"

"This sounds mean fer dad, but... the jokes I've heard that he used to tell would be considered episodes whether ya lied or not, right? Poor guy..." Malvo blinked, tilting her head. Dei-Loki shrugged.

"Dad would kill everyone in the mental ward and then break out, anyways. 's why he's so cool, because no shrink can get int' his brain without him ruining their own. Kinda like what I do fer the ones I see." Dei-Loki stated with a smile, yelping when Malvo delivered a hard flick to his forehead.

(TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE. XD )
 
"This sounds mean fer dad, but... the jokes I've heard that he used to tell would be considered episodes whether ya lied or not, right? Poor guy..." Malvo blinked, tilting her head. Dei-Loki shrugged.

"Dad would kill everyone in the mental ward and then break out, anyways. 's why he's so cool, because no shrink can get int' his brain without him ruining their own. Kinda like what I do fer the ones I see." Dei-Loki stated with a smile, yelping when Malvo delivered a hard flick to his forehead.

(TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE. XD )

(XD Definitely his father's son.)

Graham shook his head, "y'hang out too much with your Dad."
 
(XD Definitely his father's son.)

Graham shook his head, "y'hang out too much with your Dad."

(I'd rather these jokes than dad jokes. XD )

"We enjoy each other's company. As much as dad doesn't like t' verbalise it, ya can still see it. Only thing that would make it the best is if he was our real dad." Dei-Loki shrugged, smiling.

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THEY STILL DON'T KNOW.)
 
(I'd rather these jokes than dad jokes. XD )

"We enjoy each other's company. As much as dad doesn't like t' verbalise it, ya can still see it. Only thing that would make it the best is if he was our real dad." Dei-Loki shrugged, smiling.

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THEY STILL DON'T KNOW.)
(. . .. . . . . . Jay be good, Jay be goooood. We must behave for Adrian!)

Graham looked to the ground, "y-yeah. It would be great."
 
(. . .. . . . . . Jay be good, Jay be goooood. We must behave for Adrian!)

Graham looked to the ground, "y-yeah. It would be great."

(-covers Adrian's mouth- I would've been fine with anything.)

Reaver sighed softly, nodding in agreement while he'd take a grilled cheese. "Definitely would be nice."

Malvo blinked at the reactions with a curiously quirked brow while Dei-Loki grabbed some food.

"'s too bad." Dei-Loki exhaled.
 
(-covers Adrian's mouth- I would've been fine with anything.)

Reaver sighed softly, nodding in agreement while he'd take a grilled cheese. "Definitely would be nice."

Malvo blinked at the reactions with a curiously quirked brow while Dei-Loki grabbed some food.

"'s too bad." Dei-Loki exhaled.

(THIS IS KILLING ME IF I DON"T TELL THEM!)

Graham coughed, "yup! It would've been."
 
(THIS IS KILLING ME IF I DON"T TELL THEM!)

Graham coughed, "yup! It would've been."

(You want me to bring in Adrian and we can have the boys make him spill the beans?)

Reaver quickly nodded again, Malvo furrowing her brows.

"You guys okay? Yer actin' funny."
 
(You want me to bring in Adrian and we can have the boys make him spill the beans?)

Reaver quickly nodded again, Malvo furrowing her brows.

"You guys okay? Yer actin' funny."
(A little bit yeaaaah it's killing my souuuuuuuul)

Graham whined, "I DON"T KNOW!"
 
(A little bit yeaaaah it's killing my souuuuuuuul)

Graham whined, "I DON"T KNOW!"

(WEEEE!)

Reaver squinted. "I can't take this anymore." He stated, heading to the stairs and stopping just before he could go up. "ADRIAN! GET THE HEL DOWN HERE!"

Adrian poked his head out of his office looking over the railing to Reaver. "I don't want to, with the tone ya have."

Reaver snarled, heading upstairs before forcefully dragging Adrian downstairs before forcing him to sit in one of the dining chairs. "KIDS, Yer dad has something t' tell you!"
 
(WEEEE!)

Reaver squinted. "I can't take this anymore." He stated, heading to the stairs and stopping just before he could go up. "ADRIAN! GET THE HEL DOWN HERE!"

Adrian poked his head out of his office looking over the railing to Reaver. "I don't want to, with the tone ya have."

Reaver snarled, heading upstairs before forcefully dragging Adrian downstairs before forcing him to sit in one of the dining chairs. "KIDS, Yer dad has something t' tell you!"

"SOMETHING BIG!"
 
"SOMETHING BIG!"

The twins blinked before looking to Adrian, Dei-Loki taking another bite of his grilled cheese while Malvo tilted her head.

"What's up, dad?"

Adrian quirked a brow, soon narrowing his eyes. "Beats me. OH! Yeah! The camping trip is still on fer this year."

Reaver squinted to Adrian. "NO. No. Not that. But it is family. Related." He gestured towards the twins, Adrian having raised his brows before then widening his eyes in realisation.

"OH. Oh yeah. Uh..."
 
The twins blinked before looking to Adrian, Dei-Loki taking another bite of his grilled cheese while Malvo tilted her head.

"What's up, dad?"

Adrian quirked a brow, soon narrowing his eyes. "Beats me. OH! Yeah! The camping trip is still on fer this year."

Reaver squinted to Adrian. "NO. No. Not that. But it is family. Related." He gestured towards the twins, Adrian having raised his brows before then widening his eyes in realisation.

"OH. Oh yeah. Uh..."
Graham squinted. "DO IT!"
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top