Fantasy CCFA OOC

[salem.]

Not me trying to write lyrics to the "Vs. Ridley" theme song from Metroid and giving up early on because of the odd time signatures

"Listen up you mindless hellions
It's the time for Dark Rebellion
Relentless in my objective
Destruction is my directive
Wings of shadow, fangs of umber
Organs will be strewn asunder..."

It can’t be! Space pirates!

 

[Trystan1295]

It can’t be! Space pirates!

SAMUS IS UNDER FIRE
SHES SENT AN EMERGENCY DIRECTIVE
JOIN THE FIGHT

 

[.Arteries.]

MMMM HELLOOO

 

[Trystan1295]

henlo!!!

 

[salem.]

AUGHGHH IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
I MANAGED TO CONVINCE MY GRANDMA THAT ME INVESTING IN ART IS A GOOD CHOICE
SHE SAID YES OK
but then told me that school comes first and all my plans went

 

[Trystan1295]

Flashbacks to all those years when teenage Gummy wanted to participate in National Novel Writing Month but had to work on his projects in secret cause his mom didn't want him writing fanfiction on school nights

 

[salem.]

 

[Trystan1295]

Namira: You're all monsters...
Jaxon: *holds up Ash* Even him?
Namira: ESPECIALLY him.
Jaxon: don't talk to him like that he's only babie..... :[

 

[salem.]

Ash is baby

 

[salem.]

 

[Trystan1295]

bonus post

bonus post

 

[salem.]

where nose

 

[Trystan1295]

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where nose

does he need a nose

 

[salem.]

does he need a nose

y
yes????

 

[Trystan1295]

y
yes????

he is like the cookie monster

his fur is a lot thicker than what it looks

thick enough to fully obscure his nose

 

[salem.]

he is like the cookie monster

his fur is a lot thicker than what it looks

thick enough to fully obscure his nose

a h
COOKIE MONSTER HAS A NOSE????

 

[Trystan1295]

a h
COOKIE MONSTER HAS A NOSE????

yeah, he said so in a q & a sponsored by google

i know my sesame street lore

 

[salem.]

yeah, he said so in a q & a sponsored by google

i know my sesame street lore

 

[Trystan1295]

this is so sad

those five paragraphs looked big enough on mobile but on pc theyre just

f l a t

 

[AdrisNotHere]

A

 

[Trystan1295]

 

[salem.]

 

[AdrisNotHere]

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A

 

[.Arteries.]

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awww

 

[Trystan1295]

*School Infirmary*

Alex: *Bursts in* Jaxon!! Oh my god, as soon as I heard you were here I came as fast as I could. What happened?
Morgan: I've been trying to get him to tell me, but every time he tries to recall it, well...
Jaxon: I was just going to take a shower like I always do, but when I pulled back the curtain, I saw........

Jaxon: AAAA

Alex: Wait, why is he screaming?
Morgan: Damned if I know! This has happened 4 times already!
Jaxon: spider......

*awkward silence*

Alex: ...goodnight, sweet prince
Morgan: ...alex please put the pillow down