Other Your last words?

Surrounded by friends and family, I lay in my bed, old and ailing. My time is up, the grim reaper cometh for me.


Smiling, I take the hand of one of my grandchildren and give it a comforting squeeze, before looking at my son/daughter and everyone else, one last time.


With my vision fading as my last moment ticks away, my face grows content, my body relaxed, and I settle in to bed for my final rest, saying "You lost The game."


I die laughing.
 
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JayTee said:
Surrounded by friends and family, I lay in my bed, old and ailing. My time is up, the grim reaper cometh for me.
Smiling, I take the hand of one of my grandchildren and give it a comforting squeeze, before looking at my son/daughter and everyone else, one last time.


With my vision fading as my last moment ticks away, my face grows content, my body relaxed, and I settle in to bed for my final rest, saying "You lost The game."


I die laughing.
FUCK YOU!!!!
 
"Any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough."


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*sweats*


"A-any cookie is bite sized... If you try hard enough...!!!


ANY COOKIE IS--"


Ded
 
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Fact about me: I love tag. Everyone I know is painfully aware of this, as I annoy them with a new round every day. What does that have to do with anything?


On my death bed/couch/futon, I'd call over the person closest to me. Once they approach, I'd flick them on the nose, saying: "You're it," a shit-eating grin on my face.


*Ded*
 
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"Embrace yourselves f?ck boys, for I am joining the ranks of the skeleton army!"

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