You find a magic lamp. You rub the lamp and in a puff of smoke, the Douchebag Genie is here to grant you a free wish~!

[Khuipie]

Post below with your wish and see if you get lucky! May the odds be ever in your favor.

 

[Idea]

How does this work, exactly?

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I wish...
this made sense.

 

[5cookie]

I wish that YouTube didn’t have to put in a COPPA rule

 

[Superfly47]

I wish I knew what a COPPA rule was so I could give a better response, lol.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Guess I bumped this up...

 

[Sleepy.starlightt]

I wish for a better genie

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted. You now have a 0.00000000000000001% less Douchebag Genie.

 

[.Arteries.]

I wish for UNLIMITED PLUMZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Wish granted, you have been crushed by the plums and soon the entire universe will be full of plums.

 

[boredhuman]

I wish this thread never existed.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The douchebag genie just glares at you. He snaps his fingers, and you no longer exist.

 

[MysticPainter92]

I wish for more friends and nice people

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The douchebag genie offers to be your friend. However, he'll just be a douchebag all the time.