KnightOfNight
I wear my sunglasses at night
Tophat, The Wasteland, Gladius III
After quite a while of walking and mumbling from the archers, Tophat finally spotted the first sign of civilization since he came to this new world, a worn down gas station clearly on the verge of collapsing. "Go find out if they have maps. Now!" He barked his order out to his followers and they complied with minimal complaints. With them out of the way, Tophat was now free to investigate what had really interested him. A sharp dressed being with nice shoes stood before the gas station. It was shaped like a man, a man Tophat had encountered once in the past, but it was something more than that. No matter how hard he watched, he just couldn't unravel the secrets behind him. It was as if something from beyond the realm of mortals had touched him, or took his place. "The actor, no, the artist has changed in this world." Approaching from behind the hideous, ape-like station attendant, Tophat waited in silence. Surely the artist, or whatever strange being that took his shape, would be able to recognize what Tophat was.
Meanwhile in the gas station, the three archers bumbled their way through the aisles in search of a map for their dark lord.
"Do. You. See. A map?"
"No. But I. Found. Chips."
"Chips. Now. Map. Later."
Despite their utter devotion to Tophat, they were easily distracted and prone to unnecessary, in Tophat's opinion at least, snack breaks. After having their fill of stale chips and flat soda, they continued the search.
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