Dragonix975
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I am a Daemon n, you mortal scum.
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I am a Daemon n, you mortal scum.
Orikanyo
Do you hear it? The screams of Gacha salt?
I would show myself but then I'd get blamed by the commisar for being on my pho-
Vaneheart
Friend or Enemy?
Green iz best!
Morris
A Hunter Must Hunt
Hark, it is His grunts afield! Proud to be in the Guard.
Not sure about the whole heresy thing. Ya'll know, Slaneeshmas is fun, celebrating what unites us all: xenophobia!
Not sure about the whole heresy thing. Ya'll know, Slaneeshmas is fun, celebrating what unites us all: xenophobia!
Veyd Sahvoz
Master of Resonant Souls
"Skarbrand HATES going outside! And going INSIDE! Instead, Skarbrand shall stay in the doorframe! He hates it slightly less!!"
Ordo Xenos present, we will kill jean STEALERS!!! Jk, Inquisitor Bloodscream of the Ordo Xenos present! Also, fuck the Tyranids!!
Ordo Xenos present, we will kill jean STEALERS!!! Jk, Inquisitor Bloodscream of the Ordo Xenos present! Also, fuck the Tyranids!!
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Borkus Lazorus
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For all you Warhammer 40k fans out there, here's a free sample of the Orkish Borkish Translator 9000.
http://www.kevinburns.org/orkz/orkz.pl
And retranslating all your favourite phrases and speeches from ficiton and non-ficiton, please enjoy!
It iz da 41st Millennyum. Fer mor'un a 'undred centuriss da Bigg, bigg boss o' Oomie types az sat immobile on da Goldun Throne o' Urth. Ee iz da masta o' oomie types by da will o' da godz an masta o' a million woilds by da might o' 'Is inexhaustibul hordes. Ee iz a roddin' carcass wrivvin' invisiblee wif powa from da Dark Aj o' Mek. Ee iz da Carrion Lord o' da vast Imperyum o' Man fer whom a thousand souls are sacrificeded ebry day so dat Ee may neva trulee die.Yet eben in 'Is deadlez state, da Bigg, bigg boss continoos 'Is eternul vigilanz. Mighty baddlefleets cross da daemon-infesteded miasma o' da Warp, da onlee route betweun distant stars, their way lit by da Astronomican, da psychic manifestashun o' da Emperor'z will. Vast hordes giv baddle in 'Is name on uncounteded woilds. Greatest amongst 'Is soldiaz are da Adeptus Astartz, da Space Marinz, bio-engineereded super-warriors. Their comradz in arms are legion: da 'umies an countlez planetary defenns forcz, da ever-vigilant Inqwisishun an da Tech-priests o' da Adeptus Mechanicus ter name onlee a few. But fer awl their multitudz, they are barelee enough ter 'old off da ever-present threat ter uumieity from bugeyez, 'eretics, muties -- an far, far worse. Ter be a man in such timz iz ter be wun amongst untold gobz an gobz. It iz ter liv in da cruelest an most bludy regime imaginabul. Theyz are da talz o' dem timz. Forget da powa o' mek an scienns, fer so much az bin forgoddun, neva ter be relearneded. Forget da promiz o' progrez an noein, fer in da grim dark futur der iz onlee waa. Der iz no peace amongst da stars, onlee an eternity o' carnaj an slorter, an da laughta o' thirstin' godz."
http://www.kevinburns.org/orkz/orkz.pl
And retranslating all your favourite phrases and speeches from ficiton and non-ficiton, please enjoy!
It iz da 41st Millennyum. Fer mor'un a 'undred centuriss da Bigg, bigg boss o' Oomie types az sat immobile on da Goldun Throne o' Urth. Ee iz da masta o' oomie types by da will o' da godz an masta o' a million woilds by da might o' 'Is inexhaustibul hordes. Ee iz a roddin' carcass wrivvin' invisiblee wif powa from da Dark Aj o' Mek. Ee iz da Carrion Lord o' da vast Imperyum o' Man fer whom a thousand souls are sacrificeded ebry day so dat Ee may neva trulee die.Yet eben in 'Is deadlez state, da Bigg, bigg boss continoos 'Is eternul vigilanz. Mighty baddlefleets cross da daemon-infesteded miasma o' da Warp, da onlee route betweun distant stars, their way lit by da Astronomican, da psychic manifestashun o' da Emperor'z will. Vast hordes giv baddle in 'Is name on uncounteded woilds. Greatest amongst 'Is soldiaz are da Adeptus Astartz, da Space Marinz, bio-engineereded super-warriors. Their comradz in arms are legion: da 'umies an countlez planetary defenns forcz, da ever-vigilant Inqwisishun an da Tech-priests o' da Adeptus Mechanicus ter name onlee a few. But fer awl their multitudz, they are barelee enough ter 'old off da ever-present threat ter uumieity from bugeyez, 'eretics, muties -- an far, far worse. Ter be a man in such timz iz ter be wun amongst untold gobz an gobz. It iz ter liv in da cruelest an most bludy regime imaginabul. Theyz are da talz o' dem timz. Forget da powa o' mek an scienns, fer so much az bin forgoddun, neva ter be relearneded. Forget da promiz o' progrez an noein, fer in da grim dark futur der iz onlee waa. Der iz no peace amongst da stars, onlee an eternity o' carnaj an slorter, an da laughta o' thirstin' godz."
John RipFist
*shrug*
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD GAAAWWWWD
Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
TFW playing Rogue Trader and an Ordo Xenos Inquisitor is boarding your ship for an inspection.
Thing is you have an Ork party memeber who's not Sanctioned, so you paint him with a creamy color and tell the Inquisitor that it's just a really ugly Ogryn with a weird accent.
Thing is you have an Ork party memeber who's not Sanctioned, so you paint him with a creamy color and tell the Inquisitor that it's just a really ugly Ogryn with a weird accent.
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