Literature Torture Grace the Writer [Online Challenge Thread]

[ZxGracexZ]

Give me a challenge! (be reasonable) No personally identifiable information please.

 

[The Mechanist]

What kind of challenge are we talking about exactly? Cuz I could tell you to go bungee jumping in a banana costume or something

 

[ZxGracexZ]

What kind of challenge are we talking about exactly? Cuz I could tell you to go bungee jumping in a banana costume or something

Writing challenge.

 

[The Mechanist]

Writing challenge.

Ah

 

[ZxGracexZ]

Ah

Mechanist,
mechanical!
RPing site,
can't,
write! mwhahaha

 

[The Mechanist]

Mechanist,
mechanical!
RPing site,
can't,
write! mwhahaha

Haha alright write a poem in iambic pentameter about pizza

 

[ZxGracexZ]

I eat my life.
A bloody pie.
It's tasty.
I love it?
I hate it?
It hurts!

 

[adrian_]

Write a persuasive tagline for a food delivery service centered towards young adults.

 

[Corrosion]

Give me reasons to live.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Make a Funny story of the Ugandan Knuckles tribe calling you their queen and they try chasing you down to bring you back to their village.

 

[A Thousand Rivers]

In one paragraph, describe an alleyway with a suspenseful tone without use of blatant descriptions. Or atleast try not to. The main purpose is to describe in full an alley that makes a reader feel apprehensive. All the details will be up to you.

 

[ZxGracexZ]

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Life is pointless. Therefore, there are no consequences to your actions, only illusions of them.

I'm just a queen
Yes, I'm only a queen
And I'm running away from the Ugandan Tribe
Well, it's been a long, long journey
To the New York City
It's a long, long, wait
while I'm waiting for my passport
But I know I'll be free someday
At least I hope and pray that I will
But today, I'm still a queen

I was just a princess
Some folks back home decided they wanted a queen
Passed
So they Ugandan Tribe called their local Trump and he said
"You're right, there ought to be a p****"
Then he sat down and wrote me out and
Introduced me to the men, and I became a queen.
And I'll remain a runaway until they decide to make me a corpse.

I'm just a queen
Yes I'm only a queen
And I got as far as New York
Well now I'm stuck in the DMV
And I sit here and wait
While a few key drivers
Discuss and debate
Whether they should
Let me be a refugee
Oh how I hope and pray that they will
But today I am still just a runaway

I walked towards an alleyway and I wanted to be scared, but I couldn't gather the strength. I just broke up with my boyfriend and it was already past midnight. So I just took the shortcut.

 

[Abendrot]

Write about a first date where EVERYTHING goes wrong, but the couple falls in love anyway.

 

[macrombie]

a haiku about a merry band of highschooler cannibals who slowly come to the realization that theyre flesh eating aliens!

 

[ZxGracexZ]

Two guys crawl into bed together and ****. They don't like it, but they fall in love through the bonding.

Two worlds collide
Inside, we're so, so, so high
We're living a lie

 

[Lord Aphrodite]

Write a poem about the attached picture.