The Ultimate Pine Fan Club (Terminated)

[Clear]

I can't decide if I should feel sorry for him or join you..


it's just..


holy hell..

 

[Nap]

@Risk


Join us. We Pioneers are always looking for Pine-lovers.

 

[Giyari]

I... ...join you.

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[Clear]

I'll think about it?


I'm a fan but..


I can't say


I love Pine


Idk Pine


not really


we've never talked....


I'm just gonna watch...


Sorry about disturbing your Pine forest..<.>;;


........


*slides out*

 

[Meredith]

...I don't know how to feel about this fanclub, other than I've had a sudden urge to transplant pine to the boreal forest and trap ghost inside a jar for transport. When goats arrives, the jar will be smashed, and the affair may commence as per usual.


Please don't join me I'm just a jealous forum mod xD


EDIT: Join? Mind. Proofreading needs to happen, I swear.

 

[Nap]

This died down. I suppose we're more The Weeknd than weekday. (heh)


P.S. THE MODS ARE JEALOUS OF OUR LOYALTY TO PINE. We will rise and soon everyone will be a Pioneer.

 

[determinator]

As a new member, I approve of this movement because it appears I have found my homeland at long last.


As you smell the pine around you and stare at the canopy above you, you must ash yourself a question: what tree things do you love in your life?


I assume it's 'pine, pine, and pine'


I haven't laughed this hard in a while


edit: BUT DO YOU PINE FOR HIM LOL

 

[kibou]

holy shit, that many puns at once?


im gunna go bark-ravin mad with laughter :v

 

[kou]

Don't be such a sap guys.

 

[determinator]

holy shit, that many puns at once?
im gunna go bark-ravin mad with laughter :v

I maple you in with my riveting puns. I oak you're ready, as I am acorny person that has been known to grow on people.


oh my god i hate everything

 

[Nap]

@castigat


Will you join us? Shall I carve your name into the codes?


pls stop b/c i am dying

 

[kou]

*Sighs woefully*

 

[kou]

I maple you in with my riveting puns. I oak you're ready, as I am acorny person that has been known to grow on people.
oh my god i hate everything

I would like to propose to you with a Crackerjack ring and a bag of Cheetos.


We can carve our engagement into a tree and celebrate over re-runs of 'X-Files.'


Are you amenable to this offering of me 'pining' for you?


I can always kidnap you if you reject.

 

[determinator]

I would like to propose to you with a Crackerjack ring and a bag of Cheetos.
We can carve our engagement into a tree and celebrate over re-runs of 'X-Files.'


Are you amenable to this offering of me 'pining' for you?


I can always kidnap you if you reject.

I am amenable to this offer as I enjoy Cheetos, but I am a flighty sylph of the glade and have obligations to fulfill for the piney overlord.

@castigat
Will you join us? Shall I carve your name into the codes?


pls stop b/c i am dying

I am always reedy to trees.


Arboreal with you though, they leaf me weighted too

 

[Nap]

WHO VOTED "ENOUGH, I GUESS." WHO. WHO.


is laughing

 

[kou]

I am amenable to this offer as I enjoy Cheetos, but I am a flighty sylph of the glade and have obligations to fulfill for the piney overlord.
I am always reedy to trees.


Arboreal with you though, they leaf me weighted too

*Jack White voice* I can tell that we are going to be friends.


I understand your need in fulfilling Satan's---


*Ahem*


Pine's needs and I wish to come alongside you in this endeavor.


May our nonexistent marriage last as long as Pine's blatant need to observe but never apprehend.


#ALLHAILPINE.

 

[kou]

WHO VOTED "ENOUGH, I GUESS." WHO. WHO.
is laughing

I'm going to take a wild guess (ALWAYS) and assume it was ALWAYS.


Just a wild guess tho'.


By the way, if Amanda is your wife then can I be the accidental lovechild?


I promise I'll be a doctor like you always wanted me to be.

 

[determinator]

*Jack White voice* I can tell that we are going to be friends.
I understand your need in fulfilling Satan's---


*Ahem*


Pine's needs and I wish to come alongside you in this endeavor.


May our nonexistent marriage last as long as Pine's blatant need to observe but never apprehend.


#ALLHAILPINE.

I assume Pine-Sol about observing the actions of his people to ascertain that the Good Wood is allowed to take root in all non-believers.


I am Satan

 

[Nap]

@Annabella


It probably was him. LMFAO.


I actually have multiple wives but you will be my first child.


@Asylumnated


We have a child now.


My spiritual father is now a spiritual grandfather.

 

[kou]

@Annabella
It probably was him. LMFAO.


I actually have multiple wives but you will be my first child.


@Asylumnated


We have a child now.


My spiritual father is now a spiritual grandfather.

I am a special person.


Love me, Father.


O.o

 

[determinator]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUpX2FEAJBg[/media]


relevant?

 

[dwale]

@Raphael


Hm.


Who might this child be?

 

[hikosa]

pine helped me see the light. i feel liberated. thanks pine.

 

[kou]

I assume Pine-Sol about observing the actions of his people to ascertain that the Good Wood is allowed to take root in all non-believers.
I am Satan

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUpX2FEAJBg[/media]
relevant?

OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU JUST POSTED ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS. It's so fucking sad.


Your puns are fucking on point.


I have sacrificed people for you, notice me.

@Raphael
Hm.


Who might this child be?

*Pops out of nowhere* I AM BITCHES.

 

[dwale]

@Annabella @Raphael


Oh. Lovely.


*Whispers* How do we get rid of it?