The Person Above Rolled a 1

[ShifterOfShapes]

You get coal in your stocking.

I try to roll a 1 and roll a 1.

 

[FlorenceTheDragonGirl]

Congratulations you rolled a one! And the worlds on fire

I tried to sing karaoke but I rolled a one

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You lost your voice from your shrieking.

I tried to freeze N solid and rolled a 1.

 

[FlorenceTheDragonGirl]

Reshiram showed up and ruined your plans

I tried to turn into a dragon but rolled a 1

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Dragons don't exist.

I tried to stop having nightmares and rolled a 1.

 

[FlorenceTheDragonGirl]

You started have Night Terrors and you cant sleep now.

I tried to be Pokémon Champion but rolled a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I took over Unova, forcing you to release your Pokèmon

I tried to direct a movie and rolled a 1.

 

[Superfly47]

You got to direction Pikachu, but you had to have Ryan Reynolds star in it



I tried to kill Ryan Reynolds, but I rolled a one.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

He lived, and you went to jail. You're filled with shame.

I tried to eat ice cream, but rolled a 1.

 

[Superfly47]

You do, but your big, mean cellmate takes it, eats it and forces you to eat the crumbs.

I tried to escape, but rolled a one.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You are caught and subjected to mind control experiments.

I use you in said experiments, and roll 1.

 

[FlorenceTheDragonGirl]

you some how get mind controlled

I try to join team plasma but I roll a one

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You got into an argument with Colress about Schrödinger's Meowth, so I fired you.


I try to cry when sad things come up and always roll 1.

 

[Superfly47]

You try real hard until your eyes fall out.

I blindly try to find my eyes, but roll a one.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You...have none...

I don't want to roll and roll 1.

 

[Ilikepie]

you end up rolling a dice 500 times and each time rolling a one. I think that dice might be rigged.

I try to make superfly queen of the pikachu army but roll a one.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Pikachus are under my mind control. So is Superfly. So are you. So is everyone.

I try to get prank dice and roll 1.

 

[Superfly47]

Instead the dice play a prank on you and explode in your hands. Blowing off all your fingers.

You ask Pikachu to feed you, but you roll a one.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You almost ate Pikachu, but he ends up eating you.

I try to pick your pocket, and roll 1.

 

[Soapyface21]

I stab your hand.

I try to grab a popsicle, but I roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I stab your hand.

I try to grab a popsicle, but I roll a 1.

Your hands are wet, so they stick and you get frostbite.

I give you a connoisseur lecture, then roll 1 somehow.

 

[Soapyface21]

I passed out before you could begin.

I try to flirt with someone my age, somehow rolls a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They walk off, noticing someone else.

I try to rid myself of OCD and roll 1.

 

[Soapyface21]

The ocd comes back, stronger than ever.

I try to rid myself of depression, yet rolls a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

*sigh...*

Do you really want to go there?

I attempt to sterilize my hands, but roll 1.