Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Blaire Wisteria]

@commanderproton is actually only a lieutenantproton.

 

[Timeless Sakura]

@The Endergod has dreams of becoming a character in MLP.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Timeless Sakura is in her underpants while out at dinner.

 

[Timeless Sakura]

@Tonstad39 has a brain tumor working inside him right now.


(I'm male)

 

[IctoraPost]

@Timeless Sakura is female.

 

[ThatOneGuy]

@IctoraPost is actually an envelope 

 

[Vampunk]

@ThatOneGuy


Is actually ThatOneGal

 

[lostwanderer]

@Vampunk is a servant of a cat

 

[mothmeat]

@cloudchaser is not a true cloud chaser.

 

[Dugym]

@H A N A K O is the reincarnation of an orange.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Riumais a rabbit who can speak telepathically to humans.

 

[Devious Dilbert]

@Tonstad39 is actually developing Half Life 3 right now in secret in his/her basement with people from the original crew. Half Life 3 confir-

 

[lostwanderer]

@Devious Dilbert is a dill weed

 

[Timeless Sakura]

@cloudchaser loves Sailor Moon so much that he believes one day, he might finally meet her in person if he commits enough crimes.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Timeless Sakuraneeds to go to the gym

 

[Timeless Sakura]

@Tonstad39 is actually a sea monster that dreams of destroying all other sea monsters except for himself.

 

[lostwanderer]

not actually a guy. ^ ^;;


@Timeless Sakura is a chicken pecking on the keyboard.

 

[Tonstad39]

@cloudchaser is a Minotaur who's homeless because he lost his job because of the Greek debt crisis

 

[Ravthrion]

@Tonstad39 takes pennies out of the wishing fountain. All pennies are then melted down into their basic form and poured into brick molds. Tonstad39 has built a whole house from these bricks and laughs at the misfortune of those who never will get their wish. 

 

[lostwanderer]

@Ravthrion is a Ditto, mimicking Mimikyu in hopes of fitting into the group

 

[Tonstad39]

@cloudchaser is making paper out of China clay.

 

[lostwanderer]

@Tonstad39 isn't usually online at the same time as I am.

 

[AnimeGenork]

@cloudchaser is a cat that just happens to walk across the keyboard and type out coherent sentences

 

[lostwanderer]

@AnimeGenork hates all of my profile pictures and dislikes otaku-culture in general

 

[IG42]

@cloudchaser doesn't realise the clouds are chasing them.