Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

Shit son. Get dodged. Get juked get tricked

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Fragile Dreams


Its supposed to be an apocolypse, but your never alone... Oh and motion controls


Tales of symphonia [huge important spoiler]

Your father follows you wherever you go while you are sacrificing your best friend to a psychotic 4000 year old child.



Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles 


Unless you have Gameboy advances and Gameboy advance connecters... your forever alone. There's also a serious lack of chocobo's
 
Evil Genius foiled by his failed mutant experiment.


- The first 3 Crash Bandicoot games


Four kids use the power of friendship and a gun to remodel the world that the adults fucked up in the first place.


-Wild Arms 4


Saving a city of people from traumatized children. 


-Danganronpa: Another Episode


DINO MINECRAFT!!!


-Ark: Survival 


Alien James Bond in the 70s


-Destroy All Humans 2
 
Fight 3-d enemies while screaming at your console in despair. Also, you're not allowed to criticize these games for fear of starting a war


Recent sonic games
 
Have your girlfriend kidnapped for the 100th time and be forced, as a paper version of yourself, to save the universe with your worst enemy and committing genocide and dying many times in the process.


-Super Paper Mario
 
Get mauled by dinosaurs on the beach.


And in the forest.


And mountains.


And caves.


And ocean.


And in your sleep.


- Ark: Survival Evolved
 

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