Story Time, One sentence at a time

[IctoraPost]

Santa takes Rudolf's side and starts beating up Frank the Pizza and the Death Star.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Frank, using his moon cheese powers, fires a mega laser at Rudolf, turning him into pizza.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

then Lucifer (chill anime Lucifer) stepped in and invited everyone to join the party causing more unrelated shit to happen!

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Frank was unhappy, but was buried under a pile of shit, so he's be taken out of the story for a while.

 

[Windsock]

fuck.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Which everyone was, because soon, actual demon Lucifer came in and he was all like "hey why wasn't I invited?!" And everyone else was like "sorry, chill man, have a dr. Pepper."

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

"I prefer Coke!" Said demon Lucifer, as she began to kill people.

 

[lostwanderer]

While she was having fun killing people, she finds a wooden box with the word 'treasure' written with a black marker.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

She opens the box, revealing a time-portal to the very beginning of the story.

 

[IctoraPost]

Lucifer jumped into the portal and found her boss's ex-girlfriend, a little fairy named Jessica, trying to revive her dead grandfather.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Jessica began to make a deal with the devil, but Lucifer killed Jessica, causing everything in the story to never happen.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

The end...

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Frank escaped the pile of shit, and found himself in the middle of nothing, along with Lucifer, Rudolf, the Death Star, Donald Trump, and Santa Claus.

 

[IctoraPost]

Even though the end had happened, everyone was still alive, except Jessica, who used her necromancy to revive herself into a zombie.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Frank used his moon pizza powers, and opened a portal to another dimension where there was a prince who slain the dragon of California.