Story Time, One sentence at a time

[Lunar]

El Chapo, with his army of Liberals riding on the back of very large...

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Pineapple with legs named Jeffrey.

 

[Shadowfall]

Jeffrey and Frank were forbidden lovers, as pineapple ISN'T supposed to go on pizza despite the fact that cannibals do so.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

However, since Frank is the main villain of this part of the story, Frank didn't have time to be in a relationship, so he continued with his evil doings, building up an army of Germans, Japanese, French, Italians, Robots, Aliens, Monsters, Pineapples, Pizza, and Draculas, destroying cities using the Death Star, and conquering countries; all of it so he can take over the universe, but secretly, it was all to impress Jeffrey.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

(Sorry for the long post. I kinda got carried away.)

 

[IctoraPost]

He felt quite sorry about the long post and decided to apologise to everyone.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

The Death Star began to fall in love with Starkiller Base.

 

[Shadowfall]

As starkiller base was actually the giant head of Starkiller, the sith clone from the Force Unleashed Games.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

A hot sex scene ensues.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

ending with both parties getting pregnant with twins Santa Christ and The Devil!

 

[IctoraPost]

But just then, someone suddenly got a lot of plastic surgery.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

It was Jessica, who somehow survived the nukes, and who also became the sex symbol of the story, along with her new boyfriend, Donald Trump.

 

[aequitas]

She then murdered Donald Trump for that sweet insurance payout.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

The storyboard executive throught Jessica was so sexy for their story, so they killed her off by...

 

[Myxyzptlk]

Halitosis.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Then Lucifer (the really chill, pokey eating, anime Lucifer) ate Drumf/Drumph and Jessica's corpses and threw a party because-

 

[Shadowfall]

he had the shits, literally.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

"Choose a main character to fight me!" said Frank, who was unhappy all this unrelated shit happened.

 

[IctoraPost]

The gods argued between themselves on internet forums about who would be the best fighter, before finally coming to a decision and choosing Rudolf the Red-Nosed Raindeer.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Frank sent his army out to kill Ruldof.

 

[Shadowfall]

Rudolf, being a badass reindeer, used the magical powers of holiday themed cocaine to actually fly and smash their skulls in with his steel-plated hooves.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

Frank made the Death Star stop starting a family and forced her to fire at Rudolf.

 

[IctoraPost]

Rudolf increased the luminosity of his nose to the max and shot out a beam of red light so powerful that it began to drive the Death Star's ray backwards, Dragon Ball style.

 

[SomeFakeUsername911]

The Death Star's laser failed, making Rudolf's laser reach and blow up the Death Star's donger, making sure the Death Star can't fire again.

 

[Sentient Tree]

The Illuminati comes in and summons Santa to handle things from now on, tired of this insolence.