Fandom Smash bro rp with zeno

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Funnier President

It was supposed to be a normal competition but the toxicity was terrible that the screen was acting off..Crystal was one of the top 5 gamers and used bayonetta and joker like it was her way of breathing. Nobody could beat her.. Which might explain the toxic air in the room. And then suddenly the blackout and she felt like somthing hit her. Then when she awoke she saw mario, luigi and peach overing over her..and she WAS BAYONETTA!

"W-what just happened!" She said in a panic!
A toad waddled over "Oh we can explain. Wherever you were it was leaving a toxicity of negativity into our world and the master hand saw your light of the game. So in panic.. they let you in."
Chrissy..well now Bayonetta blinked in some shock. "Wait...huh...WHAT!" This was alot to take in.. Then she saw another portal to another person and the hand choosing another hero to be a vessel for them.

 

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Steve, who was currently fighting bayonetta, peeked over at her, the blocked boi confused at what was happening. Even though he couldnt change his face or show expression, he was confused. He placed a dirt block down as he stood up on and tapped bayonetta shoulder, lightly. He passed her a note saying "...... Are we still fighting? and who is that girl? Is she the newest fighter? I dont even know who she is-" he stood on his dirt block, and jumped up and offered a wave of hello to the strange girl.

 

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peach shook her head. "I blieve not..look" She pointed to the where the 'portal' was "See its gone..Miss we know you are not technicly Bayonetta..Can i ask what you remember?" Chrissy blinked as she got up slowly. GAH how did Bayonetta walk in these!?! "Well...there was a tornament in seattle.. I entered to win me some prize money so i could treat myself to a game and maybe some snacks..but the people were so toxic i decided to just play for fun and i could get a game and snacks another time and wanted out of that situation. All i vaugely remembered next was seeing somthing with lich like wings.. and it absorbing all the negativity in the room." Mario nodded and spoke in his italian tounge. Toad nodded "Yeah it might be the lich...I wonder why it didnt attack her though?"

 

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Steve kept looking confused- he was still new to smash, but he was 45% sure people dont appear out of portals, and he had no idea what "Bayo" was saying. He didnt know any seattle, Prize money? who WAS she??????? Steve just pulled out some beef and began eating it- When in douth, eat beef. A couple of smashers gave him weird looks, but he didnt care as he finished eating. He placed a signpost saying "What do we do now- and dont stare at me!"

 

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The others began noticing and looked over seeing strange entities appearing and mario saw one going near Steve. Bayo pulled out her gut and shot it on insticts. "Steve if you got a sword move." She said in a worried tone as she got up and the others prepared to attack the creatures. The thing she desribed appeared with thousands of lil litch like creatures just filled with the toxic behavior of the players. "Thats what i saw.." she said worried.

 

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Steve summoned some Tnt, and threw it at the creatures as a loud, pixilated explosion filled the nearby area, thankfully not hitting any nearby fighters. He grabbed a fishing pole and his iron sword, and he recoiled his left arm, which held the fishing pole as a couple of creature were caught on it, then the blocky player slashed through the shadows, leaving nothing but dust as he continues this attack, over and over again.

 

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Bayonetta began going ham on these liches and did kicks and arial dives. Even her Witch twist intimidated some of them to retreat. Bayo smirked but then noticed they were taking some of the others and they were frozen. "Oh no.."She wanted to help them but there was to many. "Steve we have to fall back for now.. there are to many of them." She muttered seeing them in to many of numbers.

 

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Steve moved his blocked head up and down as a nod to bayonetta, then slammed a minecraft down am he placed powered rails, then he began to place rails as he traveled away from the giant army- he saw a few other smashers, but he were too far away to tell who they were. As Steve ran out of rails, he got out the minecart "Where.... Am I?" he though to himself, confused

 

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Bayo followed as fast as she could and looked around... " Let's see a slightly ruined castle tower... holes almost everywhere...By the looks of the surroundings.. Reset bomb forest...a decent hiding spot to figureout what the flying hell is going on. and i need it.." She flops down "Man if only an item drop appeared or somthing i would kill for a glass of water right now." Peach nodded "Okay so youre saying you saw the creature at your tornament?" Peach asked and Bayo nodded "Yes.. that was when I..i mean chrissy was pulled into me.."

 

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Steve was undeinablely, LOST! He released he would have to stay the night, and started to mine suppiles from the nearby area, using his Diamond pic, steve had a small hut set up in less that 10 minutes, and he sat by the fire, while he munched of beef to keep his health up, he though of the "bayo" and wondered what exactly pulled them here....... He had a "Toxic period himself", but he got over it, and was better. As the pixelated Player finished his steak, he was unaware of someone watching him.......

 

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Bayo walked over and offered her hand out wanting one but then felt the presence. "Show yourself!" Bayo said pulling out her guns at the direction and saw it was a corrupted Joker. "Oh you...looks like we got no choice.." She prepped her fighting stance and took a few breaths. When the toxicfied joker charged at her she jumped and began her attacks.

 

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Steve started mining the ground- his diamond sword was almost broken, so he needed a new one. He kept getting stone , iron and wood, but no wood. Exasperated, he quickly summoned his crating table, and in a instant,, had a pixelated iron sword in hands.m He began to place blocks, going higher and higher for some reason-

As the Toxic Joker was attack by Bayo, its arsene suddenly awoke, and it started to push bayo back with a relentless flurry of blade-knife and gun, one slash nearly stabbed bayo in the gut.

Steve was still climbing, and getting taller by the secound. when he finally stops, but placed a minecart over the genera area where bayo and joker were, and dropped it, praying to notch he wouldnt accidently hit bayonetta

 

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Using Witch time Bayo barely missed and saw the minecart hit joker and she would admit she snickered a little and she prepped a new move.Bullet Climax and aimed fight for him. "Sorry my dear this is for your own good." Bayo said as she fired.Joker gettting up but struggling to get near the witch. "Steve if you have an opeining nows the time!" Bayo said as she kept firing.

 

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Steve jumped down from his EXTREMELY Tall dirt tower, and smacked joker upside the head with the diamond pickaxe he had crafted, knocking joker uncousios as he steve ate some meat- then he just bulit a house with no door around joker, and twerked at his handiwork cause he is just like that- he slammed down a signpost in front of the house that said "Gay baby jail"

 

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Bayo made a chuckle of amusement as she walked over to the dirt tower. "That is impressive Steve. Now he will be out for a while but there might be ways to save him. Maybe theres somthing attached to him?" Bayonetta thought as she debated options. The lil liches did look like they could attack somthing to the others.. but what? Nothing seemed off about joker besides the toxic aura.

 

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Steve mined open an entrance to the house and looked at joker as he started to place Iron bars around him, making it so he couldn't escape. he also moves the "Gay baby jail" Sign right next to the jail, and he randomly added randomly colored wool blocks to the interior, so it was like walking into a broken rainbow

 

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((le sigh

 

[Funnier President]

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[enzerubebii]

(that was rude)
Bayonetta saw that joker was waking up and was back to normal and sighs "Ah i see youre awake. For a moment i thought i had to shoot you again." Joker blinked "W-what happened!" He asked and Bayo shook her head. "Dont know...all i know is that some toxic monster is making almost everyoone go nuts. Me and steve here are looking to find and figure out what is going on."

 

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Steve handed bayo a not saying "Should I let him out of Gay baby jail now?" he kind of wanted to keep joker in there but decided not to. no-one, not even the wither deserved such a cruel fate. ok, maybe that dick-ass Ganon who called him "A block on Steriods", but not anyone else deserved this cruel fate!

 

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bayo nodded "Yes let him out of your..'baby jail' Steve. I believe whatever was infecting him is gone now." She began looking around. For the moment we need to find that thing and get rid of it before it infects other realms. Maybe theres a door nearby..but this world is like a maze. One moment we would ben safe and the next we might be infor a mob of these things.. best be on your guard."

 

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Steve mined out the jail, then passed around some meat to joker as he slammed down a bed, and fell asleep, leaving bayonetta and joker extremely confused as the blocky player appeared to be sleeping with his eyes wide open

 

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bayonetta blinked a few moments and made a small laugh. "Steve is right we should rest. Joker you rest as well ill take 1st watch." Joker nodded and went to rest Bayonetta just at there looking about and fiddling with her guns.. well chrissy was stuck in bayonettas body and had to find the root of the problem. Maybe..in theory..it wasnt an entity like the gods of the game or master hand...Maybe it was another player that was so toxic and found a way into the game through hacks. it was plausable cause there was a ban on modded switches at tornaments.

 

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Ness was wandering around, confused why his only friend, Lucas was currently trying to beat him up with his fists.... he wasn't working however because he had just put a PSI Shield around himself, and currently taking a nap a "the meanie Lucas" Proceeds to call Ness names he had never heard, like "bish", and "fwuck you" ness was just confused at the strange behavior, so he just took a nap.
He wondered where everyone else was........

 

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Bayonetta walked over after hearing somthing and seeing a door and then seeing a boy..wait is that? "Ness?" She whispered and running over to him. "Good he isn't corrupted but he's a bit beaten up. She gently picked him up and carried him back to where they were. Unaware they were being watched by ness and a mysterious guy. "Ah look Lukas...One of the most popular fighters in this realm is giving your friend big sisterly attention. Isnt that what you too desired? I mean after all..you did lose something of value that Ness wouldn't understand."