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Fantasy Seiunita OOC

THERE BE PIRATES IN THESE WATERS.

But for the right price, they can either leave you alone or escort you. The price depends on how nice the captain is.

A WHOLE NATION OF TRUE NEUTRALS AND NEUTRAL EVILS
 
Wandering Grim Hollow said:
THERE BE PIRATES IN THESE WATERS.

But for the right price, they can either leave you alone or escort you. The price depends on how nice the captain is.

A WHOLE NATION OF TRUE NEUTRALS AND NEUTRAL EVILS
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You'd think that water is a peaceful element, but then again the sea is remorseless.
 
GUYS, I MADE IT. I WAS TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE SO I RODE A BIKE WHILE CARRYING A 6 PACK OF FAT TIRE. MAYBE THE MOST CONFUSING TASK I'VE EVER HAD TO DO.

DRUNK UNCLE SPENCER MIGHT BE LATE, BUT HE NEVER MISSES A BASEBALL GAME DAMN IT!!!!!!
 
The Faceless King said:
GUYS, I MADE IT. I WAS TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE SO I RODE A BIKE WHILE CARRYING A 6 PACK OF FAT TIRE. MAYBE THE MOST CONFUSING TASK I'VE EVER HAD TO DO.

DRUNK UNCLE SPENCER MIGHT BE LATE, BUT HE NEVER MISSES A BASEBALL GAME DAMN IT!!!!!!
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*fanfare plays with a standstill of Drunk Uncle Spencer puking*

*roll credits*
 
Woah, new people! And we've got a Catholic Space Nazi here too, I think we're gonna get some heretic hunters in the Light kingdom at this rate. Well, the Light kingdom has kind of gotten grimdark as of late so it might be a good idea to think of festivals, entertainment, or something like that to lighten up the mood.
 
Heisenberg said:
Woah, new people! And we've got a Catholic Space Nazi here too, I think we're gonna get some heretic hunters in the Light kingdom at this rate. Well, the Light kingdom has kind of gotten grimdark as of late so it might be a good idea to think of festivals, entertainment, or something like that to lighten up the mood.
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Some details on like a nice summer festival would be cool. I imagine the LK would have a big party during the summer solstice where everyone dances and has a good time. I also think there should be a type of oktoberfest (not because I'm an alcoholic or anything ) type deal, seeing as they're all about crop growing and farming. Celebrate the harvest! Get Drunk!
 
The Faceless King said:
Some details on like a nice summer festival would be cool. I imagine the LK would have a big party during the summer solstice where everyone dances and has a good time. I also think there should be a type of oktoberfest (not because I'm an alcoholic or anything ) type deal, seeing as they're all about crop growing and farming. Celebrate the harvest! Get Drunk!
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Only one big party in a year? There should be many more minor festivals for the peasants to take their minds off their dreary lives! And their beer, god their beer, I bet it tastes so good when you cast a magic spell in it. People get paid a lot for adding refreshments into their drinks. It's much better than drinking something that tastes like piss. We should add many minor applications of magic that boost the standard of living in the kingdom, and how these skills are prized among the populace.
 
From the Reformation book I'm reading now, I'm getting several ideas from it. Sure, Elysium's a religious society that's hellbent on being certain that everyone's with the Church and all, but people need to unwind and find a way to relax after a long day of farming and a night of prayer.

There are pagan fertility rites in the North that are cleverly disguised as community-wide agricultural practices where everybody sprinkles blessed water on the soul while dancing and singing. In the Capital, sometimes young men would catch young women in the streets and then release them for a payment to church funds, and the next day it would be the young women catching the young men in turn. Then there would be long tales of heroes of recent times or heroes of the ancient past being told to the common people.

And sometimes, a young boy or girl would be selected to become a bishop for a day and the boy or girl will order people around. A high lord would be forced to clean horseshit in the stables, a priest would be forced to ride and sing on a pig while the townsfolk laugh...
 
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