The fact that you've started this makes me not want to click "Submit Reply" but im doing it to fill your non existent brain with information. I bet that you wasn't accepted into school even after you offered DOUBLE the amount, just because you wait for the day you find a penny on the ground. The minute you see a shooting star, it turns the other way because of how sad you are. Hell, you probably dont even sit with a dog and eat!
Your post is so annoying it makes me want to knock that santa claus hat of your head, but I can´t cause your ugly face is on the way and I might turn into stone if I glare at it! What´s the signature? You think that looks cool? Funny? I´d have more laughter at a national funeral convention!
(sorry it´s short, I really don´t know what else to say)