JewelzAndDiamondz
Senior Member
The best kind of humor is dark humor-
Post some dark humor!
- Thread starter Nokumi
- Start date
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
Agreed!
Nokumi
Honor. That's what I'm after. Fame. That's my goal
- My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Seabiscuit
Long Shot Legend
I can't help but wonder what the suicide rate is among telemarketers...
FloofWhispers
Your Werewolf Boyfriend, all cuddles, darling~
My ringtone is the same sound as a heart rate machine flatlining, so I stay next to someone, my phone rings and I answer,
"Oh, you just missed him."
"Oh, you just missed him."
JewelzAndDiamondz
Senior Member
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
