Idea
The Pun Tyrant
I came out of the tent, taking in the smell. Fresh blood. Coming out way. How delicious, how imprudent. If those humans knew what they were getting themselves into, they would surely duck and hide. But then how would I have my fun? What would I have for supper?
One of the generals approached me, running.
"My lord, the enemy has been spotted approaching rapidly! We are about to sound the horn." He said after bowing. I smirked. It was time.
"Sound them, and move. Leave some for me will you? I`m starving, and I wanna play a little. I`ll just get a shower first. One can`t show and kill someone else without manners, can they?" I commented. The general seemed astonished, for some reason.
"My lord, your wounds they..." He stopped as I showed him my chest. A huge scar right in middle of it was quickly fading, leaving a trail of black smoke as it disappeared, leaving my body as if it were untouched. "Very well, my lord. We`ll meet in the battlefield."
I smiled again and moved inside my tent. There was this large bucket, large enough to fit a person, covered with a sheet in the middle of it. I removed the sheet and stepped inside, the blood coming out of the bucket from the excess of volume.
One of the generals approached me, running.
"My lord, the enemy has been spotted approaching rapidly! We are about to sound the horn." He said after bowing. I smirked. It was time.
"Sound them, and move. Leave some for me will you? I`m starving, and I wanna play a little. I`ll just get a shower first. One can`t show and kill someone else without manners, can they?" I commented. The general seemed astonished, for some reason.
"My lord, your wounds they..." He stopped as I showed him my chest. A huge scar right in middle of it was quickly fading, leaving a trail of black smoke as it disappeared, leaving my body as if it were untouched. "Very well, my lord. We`ll meet in the battlefield."
I smiled again and moved inside my tent. There was this large bucket, large enough to fit a person, covered with a sheet in the middle of it. I removed the sheet and stepped inside, the blood coming out of the bucket from the excess of volume.