Oddest Real-Life catch Phrases

[Fluffy Cookies]

My band director says "Neato-Potatoes"

 

[Nokumi]

Believe it or not this is a real catch phrase

“Just because a cat has her kittens in the oven don’t mean their biscuits”

I have no clue in what context this would be used

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

XDDD

 

[CackleD0g]

Some southern USA classics

"Louder than two skeletons fucking on a tin roof"
"Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra"

 

[-Random_Person-]

“Feeding the donkey sponge cake“ which means to give special treatment to someone who doesn’t deserve it.

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

(SIR PENTIOUS PFP!)

NICE!

 

[RedArmyShogun]

An old saying here (where I am irl) that isn't much used anymore or known to most is when it rains, and the sun is shining "The Devil is beating his wife."

 

[Nokumi]

Omg- that’s such a horrible saying

I tend to think as the devil as… a man of manners. Granted he’s the king of hell. But he was forced into the position by heaven

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

Omg- that’s such a horrible saying

I tend to think as the devil as… a man of manners. Granted he’s the king of hell. But he was forced into the position by heaven

So we're talkin' Hazbin Lucifer here?

 

[Nokumi]

So we're talkin' Hazbin Lucifer here?

I don’t really watch hazbin but I imagine he’s within reason a gentleman

 

[-Random_Person-]

I don’t really watch hazbin but I imagine he’s within reason a gentleman

I see him as a goofball that still knows to get serious. less for gentleman (i think thats more of aa diff character)

 

[Fluffy Cookies]

He's funny either way