Salsacookies
Spicemancer Extraordinaire!
This is the tale of two caveman brothers who, on a routine hunt for Mammoths, accidentally plunge themselves in a huge underground lake, freezing themselves in super-chilled Permafrost. Fast forwards many thousands of years later to an odd world, filled with self cloning CEOs, rabid mutants, and super drugged gangsters. With nothing but primitive wit, superhuman strength on their side, and each other, these two numbskulls must fight and think smart to survive in the urban jungle, and to evade the tiny arms of Theodore Rex, an uplifted T-Rex, with a PhD. in Paleontology, and an obsessive need for revenge. Welcome to the future, Neanderthals, enjoy your new home!
