Realistic or Modern Moonshine (Bar & Restaurant) — CLOSED

[Polaris.]

//diesfromallthepuns//


I'm horrid at this. ROFL. I can't be punny. //shot


Anyways, ahem. @YumenoTsukishiro LOLLL. Oh no, ;c Sebastian's too attached to his wicked witch of the west girlfriend. He needs to detach from her first before he pines after Asians anyone.

 

[Aster]

Plot twist, his girlfriend is an Asian. That would explain the bruises.


Asian women are brutal. (well actually all of them are. feaaar)

 

[YumenoTsukishiro]

Plot twist, his girlfriend is an Asian. That would explain the bruises.
Asian women are brutal. (well actually all of them are. feaaar)

It pains for me to say it but from experience, this is accurate. >~<

 

[PanPan]

@YumenoTsukishiro, @FirePolaris, @Aster: I would agree, but only for Chinese women. )) All the rest are cinnamon bun buns. Never seen a Japanese or Korean woman that fiery ))


@YumenoTsukishiro, yes. Matchmaker. LOL Tony just wants to see how it pans out. (Pardon the unintentional pun.) It's exciting, especially since the girl is drunk as fuck and this kid is expecting her to be this nice, demure woman.

 

[Aster]

KOREAN AJUMAS ARE SCARY MAN. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THEM.


SAME WITH INDIAN AND PERSIAN MOTHERS. THEY WILL WHIP YOU.


as for Japanese, my friend's Japanese parents are all little cupcakes so yeah. I agree.

 

[Polaris.]

Ommgoshh. Rofllls. Dude I second the Korean ajummas statement. Give them a broom and you can see the magic they'll do with it. ;c I think all Asian women, in general, can be intimidating when provoked.


My Japanese's friend mom never really yelled at her. LOL She just refused to give her food or dinner instead. It's like, no, words are not needed here. No dinner for you. Find your own food.

 

[PanPan]

@FirePolaris, dang, the Japanese mom. That's lethal. Lol the others will hurt you, this one will starve you.

 

[YumenoTsukishiro]

*pokes everyone, then runs away*

 

[PanPan]

@YumenoTsukishiro, hey I was one of the last posters. ) Go poke everyone else

 

[Polaris.]

Sorry I was waiting on others before I posted so we don't get too far ahead but I'll get one up once I'm home. C:

 

[Polaris.]

Alright! Sorry, I'm going to get Sebastian in there so Graham can go get some kisses loving.

 

[PanPan]

@tsukikokimiko, Graham might benefit from another post from you. ♥ Maybe you could jump in? I'm curious to see where this is headed. ♥

 

[YumenoTsukishiro]

Question! Is the Moonshine served in large glasses or shot glasses? *actual bar noob here hahaha*

 

[PanPan]

@YumenoTsukishiro, actually, I just Googled it for you and they say it's served in those big mason jars. But it also says that you can put them in glasses, yeah.

 

[YumenoTsukishiro]

@PanPan Thank you very much! But then, Graham's already embarrassed himself. >~<

 

[tsukikokimiko]

@PanPan I didn't get notification that anyone posted! sorry! I'll post something as soon as I can!

 

[PanPan]

@tsukikokimiko, no problem! ♥ Excited to see your post. ♥ @Aster, did you know that marijuana has been reputed to kill cancer cells? Haha, might be an interesting plot device.

 

[Aster]

I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the fun fact

 

[YumenoTsukishiro]

Everyone, on behalf of Graham, I offer my sincerest apologies. *goes full Japanese honorable bow of forgiveness*

 

[PanPan]

@YumenoTsukishiro, no need for this apology. )) Tony's just an ass )

 

[PanPan]

@Oapboap, welcome to Moonshine and thank you for applying! ♥ @PaulTercen can't check the thread yet because of lack of internet, but she can probably check by Monday-Tuesday. ♥ Until then, please feel free to hang out here on the OOC thread until the verdict! (Sidenote: Kyle seems like a nice guy )

 

[Oapboap]

@PanPan, thank you for the warm welcome. I can totally lurk the thread until either being approved or rejected. Either way, this is a good and cool idea for a thread and I will continue to watch it. (It was good and cool enough for me to register and make the app my first post!) (Kyle totally is a nice guy, and trying to not be a "nice guy".)

 

[YumenoTsukishiro]

@PanPan, thank you for the warm welcome. I can totally lurk the thread until either being approved or rejected. Either way, this is a good and cool idea for a thread and I will continue to watch it. (It was good and cool enough for me to register and make the app my first post!) (Kyle totally is a nice guy, and trying to not be a "nice guy".)

Graham has found a comrade!!! Welcome to the Moonshine~

 

[Oapboap]

@YumenoTsukishiro, we'll soon see! Kyle could easily tell Graham what NOT to do!

 

[YumenoTsukishiro]

*pokes everyone again*


I miss you guys! ;w;