Caffeine Freak
Caffeine Freak
Dark Blade woke the fuck up fresh and looked around. Somehow they were in a city and he was in ?-sensei's arms (no homo tho bro fo sho). Rising up, Derp Blade observed his surroundings masterfully. Citizens walked around on their daily commute and generally tried to ignore the weird dudes who had popped up out of nowhere. "Ah, [Insert City Name Here], a generic urban environment I know well from my pilgrimage." He said sagely BUT THEN the Grim reaper hopped in on the scene and just generally looked pissed off.
"You guys took my hell hounds and now Peta's threatening to sue. Y'all suck." Grim folded his arms. "Thankfully for me, however, being in charge of the death department has also given me control of the dead memes sub-storage, so you guys are basically fucked right now." Death himself clapped his hands, summoning none other than Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way out of a smoke cloud. "Have fun. And if you aint dead by the time I get off my shift then I'm taking ten years off all ya author's lives for puttin me through this." The Grim Reaper skidaddled, leaving the god of all Mary Sues in his wake.
"You guys took my hell hounds and now Peta's threatening to sue. Y'all suck." Grim folded his arms. "Thankfully for me, however, being in charge of the death department has also given me control of the dead memes sub-storage, so you guys are basically fucked right now." Death himself clapped his hands, summoning none other than Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way out of a smoke cloud. "Have fun. And if you aint dead by the time I get off my shift then I'm taking ten years off all ya author's lives for puttin me through this." The Grim Reaper skidaddled, leaving the god of all Mary Sues in his wake.