Join our weird and wacky family I guess?

[N-On-E-Mus]

*so startled I chuck my raw meat in your face* no....its surgess... People call me surgess.... And I suggest not popping out of nowhere unless you wanna get stabbed... *pulls out knife* friend... Or FOE? *right red eye glows*

*smiles wider* Ooh are we showing off knives? *Opens a portal and grabs a golden knife* this ones Bob got me from hell! *Takes out another knife* This is the knife I got destroying a planet* *shuffles through some more

 

[Nokumi]

Surges no! *Picks up Surgess*

N-On is a friend

*sniffles* my steak.... I lost a good food today and I shall avenge it!!!

 

[LORD SHAXX]

*smiles wider* Ooh are we showing off knives? *Opens a portal and grabs a golden knife* this ones Bob got me from hell! *Takes out another knife* This is the knife I got destroying a planet* *shuffles through some more

and i like chewing my own skin off

 

[Nokumi]

*smiles wider* Ooh are we showing off knives? *Opens a portal and grabs a golden knife* this ones Bob got me from hell! *Takes out another knife* This is the knife I got destroying a planet* *shuffles through some more

*chucks brick* I lost my food because of you!

 

[Beetlebuggo]

LET'S DO IT THEN CYKA

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

and i like chewing my own skin off

*tilts head* Interesting

*chucks brick* I lost my food because of you!

I think I have steak somewhere! *opens portal and grabs a piece of meat and hands it to surg* Dont ask where the meat comes from, because I dont know either

 

[BunnyVT]

Surgess! No! I'll buy you a new steak

 

[RulerOfChad]

I have steak

 

[LORD SHAXX]

anybody got a bat?

 

[RulerOfChad]

I have a bat, as in a living bat, the blind kind, the vampire

 

[LORD SHAXX]

im talking about a baseball bat

 

[Nokumi]

*tilts head* Interesting



I think I have steak somewhere! *opens portal and grabs a piece of meat and hands it to surg* Dont ask where the meat comes from, because I dont know either

*snatches and runs off with the raw meat hiding under the couch and eating it while making demon sounds.*

 

[RulerOfChad]

*Reciprocating demon sounds, get sand and crystals and stars a ritual in red candlelight.*

 

[LORD SHAXX]

quid opus est supellectilem chad?

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

*floats upwards and sips asgardian mead*

 

[RulerOfChad]

huh? I only speak English, Demon and Russian but whats the difference between Demon and Russian really

 

[ODIN]

*floats upwards and sips asgardian mead*

somthing about Asgard?

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

somthing about Asgard?

(LASFNSJOAFAS LMFAO)
Odin! *summons another cup* Asgardian Mead? Only the finest drinks for a ruler

 

[Nokumi]

*lights flicker and scatters across hall hiding in another room before scattering out and up the wall*

 

[ODIN]

(LASFNSJOAFAS LMFAO)
Odin! *summons another cup* Asgardian Mead? Only the finest drinks for a ruler

ah held að þú vinur minn *taki bollann og sopa mjöðurinn*

 

[RulerOfChad]

Chants in Demon and the star with a circle surrounding it glows and s portal opens, the lights go out and something emerges form the portal.

"UwU it's me, UwUUga" a tiny animated creature said before jumped onto the couch and began to rip it to shreds.

 

[LORD SHAXX]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[LORD SHAXX]

*beats it with a flyswatter*

 

[RulerOfChad]

It jumps out of the way and laches onto ur face, UwUuga Motherfucker. Begins to maul your face

 

[LORD SHAXX]

ahh! stop tickling me