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julie my beloved 🥰
Heres my koalafications (sic):
SCP-5000 outbreak located, releasing MTF Septim-12 "IT Department".
SCP-5000 is now classified a possible 'XK' Class end-of-world anomaly.
SCP-5000 outbreak located, releasing MTF Septim-12 "IT Department".
SCP-5000
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Subject's first post
Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Site is to be given a continual DDoS (Ended after the thread is successfully deleted) and an amnestic cognitohazardous image will be sent to all known viewers of the thread.
Description:
SCP-5000 is a thread titled "The Happiness thread! " created by user [Redacted] on the date of [Redacted]/[Redacted]/2018, on viewing of the page a subject, therein known as SCP-5000-1, will become joyful, dangerously so, after multiple hours after viewing of SCP-5000 SCP-5000-1 will suffer cardiac arrest and ultimately, die of a heart attack.
Experiment 1:
D-Class subject is shown the image.
Subject died after four hours of pure joy.
Experiment 2:
D-Class subject diagnosed with chronic depression is shown the image.
Subject immediately commit suicide by breaking the one way mirror and cutting their jugular vein, subject screamed the words: "I'll never be this happy again".
Can't we buy something better than one way mirrors? - Dr. Langley
You know thats not in our budget, Langley. - Dr. Rohn
Experiment 3:
Image is shown to SCP-096.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
(Why did i put time into this?)
SCP-5000 is now classified a possible 'XK' Class end-of-world anomaly.