How'd you do it?

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You married someone of the same sex, but you two still managed to produce offspring, how did you do it.
 
We planted a garden, producing offsprings of the plants.


You read this post in the future from me writing it, and now you have gotten to this point and you are in the future since you read the beginning of the sentence. How did you do it?
 
Uhh magic!


You didn't read this post, how did you (not) do it?
 
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I was a Democrat.


You went back in time and replaced Napoleon, how did you do it?
 
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I killed him with machine guns from the future and ruled over France as god-king and managing France using technology of the futur, hence how I got the title. I also drafted a constitutional monarchy to keep Revolution from happening & I even made France a world power by pulling out of colonization and allowing trade with Native Americans without colonizing them.


you were put on display in a meuseum, how did you do it?
 
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By being the baddest boss bitch


You are in the Guiness book of world records as the biggest dick alive. How did you do it?
 
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By being the man with the largest video game collection.


you have scientifically proven that dieties are real without resorting to pseudoscience, how did you do it.
 
By bopping my head up and down


you stopped punk merfolk from spray painting gang symbols on the bottom of your yacht, how did you do it?
 
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By taking advantage of the nationwide sentiment towards sustainability by convincing them their national forests would be overrun with misguided tweens (most with money and influence and very little intellectual wherewithal) looking for their sparkling chance at a golden ticket to EverDouche, land of the endowed. I even postulated the potential for EverDouche annexing of several protected national parks and the ultimate fallout/conflict that would result from the territorial feuding. A cakewalk, really. The book did the work for me really; I just read aloud when applicable. 


Meanwhile, I heard you turned the world literally inside out and now we're all stuck inside the center of what appears to flaming ball of molten lava. What in Earth's name did you do??
 
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Don't ask.


Actually, I had a falling out with aliens.


You banned the book "50 Shades of Grey", how did(n't?) you do it?
 
I couldn't ban it worldwide, but I was able to ban it in Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan & Iraq given how reactionary those countries are when it comes to porn.


You tamed a lion, how did you do it?"
 
I put it back in the pants. It hates pants so tends to behave in hopes of being set free once more.


That aside, I heard you finally found your moxxy. I'm proud of you! How'd you accomplish that?
 
How subtle of you... @Lenchan


Moxxy?


*quickly looks up moxxy*


I brought up a favor with Satan. :3


You managed to join every single active RP on this site and stay active in every single one. How did you do it?!!!??!!
 
I love that football team!


Worked hard, practiced hard, and worked my way to the top.


Took steroids and cheated.


You robbed Leonardo DeCaprio's home. How did you do it?
 
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I turned off his fuse box while he was sleeping and I had my snipers inject security with tranquilizers & I riddled Leonardo DiCaprio's house of valuables.


You became a sailor scout, how did you do it?
 
I did nothing by doing, well nothing (you lack half the post!)


You caused someone to have radiation poisoning, how did you do it?
 
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