How'd you do it?

[Windsock]

I used a fuck ton of weed


You beat the mission 'Occupy Arteria Carpals' on hard mode in Armored Core: For Answer, how did you do it?

 

[Dugym]

I cheated.


You remained active in 20 roleplays at once, how did you do it?

 

[Tonstad39]

 As a Hindu demigod, I managed to use my many arms to mechanically write out all the replies while I cast out my secondary Aura to shrink creatively as to not overload my brain.


you spotted a metallic dragon in the wild and took a picture of it, how did you do it!

 

[Dugym]

I fixed my camera.


You came back to life without magic and using the technology of 2016, how did you do it?

 

[Aphnex]

Heroes never die.


You spotted a Pokemon and aren't even a Pokemon trainer. How'd you catch it?

 

[Tonstad39]

I lured her in with pokè treats and took her in before keeping her as a pet.


You resurrected Nelson Mandala's corpse, how did you do it?

 

[Dugym]

I think you're mistaken.


You ate a spider three times your size while it was alive, how did you do it?

 

[Windsock]

I used a lot of barbacue sauce.


How did you answer this question?

 

[Tonstad39]

I answered it :3


You programmed your VCR to record a YouTube livestream, how did you do it?

 

[Lord Mitmar]

Fed the VCR's cables into my computer's disk drive... 


Come to think of it, that may be why they both exploded. Huh.


You won the world championship mustache-growing competition, how did you do it?


How can I do it? ;-;

 

[IctoraPost]

I bought a giant fake mustache and wore it.


You flipped an oil tanker. How'd you do it?

 

[Tonstad39]

I put hydrolics underneath the freeway and pressed the button to acually flip the thing, it drained down the road and into a forest, but I flipped it!


You found yourself in a recording studio narrating Thomas the tank engine, how did you do it?

 

[Windsock]

I made train noises in front of an executive.


How did you figure out stuff?

 

[Tonstad39]

I used my brain and many antidepressants.


You got the decomposing corpse of robin williams to perform standup, how did you do it?

 

[Windsock]

I used the power of necromancy.


How did you do today?

 

[Tonstad39]

I did fine for going to Oregon.


You assasinated Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto, how did you do it?

 

[IctoraPost]

I created a doomsday device and blew up the Earth.


You defeated Godzilla. How'd you do it?

 

[Soul Stealer]

I asked politely. Just kidding, I used several atomic bombs.

 

[Tonstad39]

I did nothing because you never asked me how to do anything, simple.


You bought a house in the App Store: how did you do it?

 

[Soul Stealer]

..Ouch. I was thinking of one and then I lost my train of thought and then I just clicked Submit Reply for some reason.


Paid way too much money.


You control the world. How did you do it?

 

[Tonstad39]

I became the grand overlord of the new world order & have implanted a hivemind in every political and governmental institution in the world *has Russia and Japan go to war against America just cuz*


You became one of Satan's employees, how did you do it?

 

[Soul Stealer]

Sweet-talking, trash-talking, and threatening my way up the ladder. Or.. down. Whatever.


You became one of Apple's employees (only a step below Satan's employees (KIDDING)), how did you do it?

 

[Dugym]

I created a doomsday device and blew up the Earth.


You defeated Godzilla. How'd you do it?

Sweet-talking, trash-talking, and threatening my way up the ladder. Or.. down. Whatever.


You became one of Apple's employees (only a step below Satan's employees (KIDDING)), how did you do it?

I didn't choose Microsoft (they don't have the best computers).


You won World War III, and it was all the countries VS you, and all you had was a grapefruit and some clothes, how did you do it?

 

[Tonstad39]

I used a mind control spell on corrupt governments to stop warring &a the grapefruit helped me channel the energy.


you became trapped in your PS1, appearing in whatever game came across the laser, how did you do it?

 

[Dugym]

The witch did it! BURN THE WITCH!


The below person responded to this post, how did you do it?