How Did The Person Above You Die?

[JokerValentine]

DM died from not having a healer nearby when he was injured.

 

[DemonKitten]

Simple, JokerValentine died by having his heart ripped from his chest and devoured

 

[JokerValentine]

Better than how @DemonKitten died: a torrential tsunami of cute things trapping her until she starved

 

[Sizniche]

@JokerValentine died (again) from guilt. Damn Jester.

 

[JokerValentine]

@JokerValentine died (again) from guilt. Damn Jester.

Sizniche died from falling out of relevance, just like LOTR

 

[Sizniche]

Sizniche died from falling out of relevance, just like LOTR

Sizniche doesn't get the joke, and kills JokerValentine in confused rage.

 

[JokerValentine]

Sizniche doesn't get the joke, and kills JokerValentine in confused rage.

JV is immortal, and pushes Sizniche down. He dies because he isn't fab enough

 

[Sizniche]

JV is immortal, and pushes Sizniche down. He dies because he isn't fab enough

Sizniche disgraces his family by not being fab enough, and to make up for it reincarnated as a cat with a golden desert eagle riding a fire-breathing unicorn in front of rainbows and explosions. JokerValentine gets impaled by the unicorn.

 

[MrSquid123]

Sisniche dies when the great sea bass army comes for their homeland and kills them in the invasion

 

[JokerValentine]

Mrsquid gets lost trying to figure out what he is doing

 

[MrSquid123]

Mrsquid gets lost trying to figure out what he is doing

Sounds like me

 

[DemetrioMachete]

JokerValentine gets assaulted by Filthy Frank. He is killed after an interference by Pink Guy.

 

[JokerValentine]

JokerValentine gets assaulted by Filthy Frank. He is killed after an interference by Pink Guy.

Plz I actually sacrificed to Chin-Chin


DemetrioMachete got killed by a bad-joke-making tank

 

[Kestrel]

I went on a killing spree and shot @JokerValentine. It was fun.

 

[macathan]

@Kestrel died out of a lack of common sense.

 

[Kestrel]

@Kestrel[/URL] died out of a lack of common sense.

@Lilah Tunth was shot by a trigger happy, shotgun wielding angel for insulting her common sense.

 

[macathan]

@Kestrel died while killing Lilah Tunth, the awesomeness of me was too much to handle, and it destroyed her. xD

 

[Kestrel]

@Kestrel[/URL] died while killing Lilah Tunth, the awesomeness of me was too much to handle, and it destroyed her. xD

@Lilah Tunth was sentenced to death for lying.

 

[Kumori Akagawa]

@Kestrel died while feeding the hounds.

 

[Kestrel]

@Kestrel[/URL] died while feeding the hounds.

(Yeah, probably.)

 

[JokerValentine]

@Kestrel was killed by The Hound from GoT

 

[Kestrel]

@JokerValentine was killed by a spider in Madagascar.

 

[DemetrioMachete]

@Kestrel was killed after tossing so much confetti, her muscles went into atrophy.

 

[JokerValentine]

@DemetrioMachete died from too much japanimation


(@Kestrel nice meme)

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

JokerValentine died from over-dankness.