How Did The Person Above You Die?

[Needle]

It doesnt taste like grape like at all! ;-;
Tried to pet the lions at the zoo. Drowned in the small river for them to drink out of.

Shhhh...


Was hunted by a mob because she sold pizza with broccoli on it. Had her head chopped off, stuck on a long stick and paraded around italy

 

[DespairBear]

We gross xD broccoli


The red queen shouted "Off with the head!" And thus Needle fell off a cliff

 

[cupidcreep]

I stabbed them.

 

[BrokenArrow]

I gave them a hug, forgetting I had a knife in my hand. Such a rookie mistake, I'm ashamed. (' :| )(' :| )

 

[-.-.Lucifer.-.-]

Smashmouth didn't like their parody.

 

[RedneckLurves]

Attacked by a horde of zombeavers.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

A parachutist's parachute failed to open and they landed on the above poster.


Ha! The person under me fucked up, so I didn't die.

 

[Caffeine Freak]

RIP DarkDecember, suffered a fatal heart attack after a holiday trip to Japan, couldn't find the enable subtitles button.

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Dammnit, was too late.


Died from humiliation.

 

[AliBearRawr]

Caffeine Freak died from overload of Mountain Dew.

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

AliBearRawr died because a nuke hit his/her house

 

[magnadeus]

AliBearRawr died because a nuke hit his/her house

Hisan died of black holes.

 

[The Mad Queen]

^ A giant pile of mashed potatoes fell from the sky and crushed them.

 

[macathan]

<p><a contenteditable="false" rel="external nofollow" href="https://www.rpnation.com/profile/3340-some_bloke/" data-mentionid="3340">@Some_Bloke</a> died exactly forty seconds after his name was written in the Death Note.</p>


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Effectively proving that <a contenteditable="false" rel="external nofollow" href="https://www.rpnation.com/profile/34422-needle/" data-mentionid="34422">@Needle</a> is Kira.</p>


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(I'm not even sorry)</p>

 

[The Mad Queen]

^ Beaten to death by a pair of shoes brought to life by a pissed off Necromancer.

 

[macathan]

^


Died by bear attack.

 

[The Mad Queen]

^ Died by Pandapool attack.

The species that endangers you!

 

[macathan]

^


Death by Putin

 

[katabasis]

Tripped in a natural history museum, landed on the jawbone of a megalodon, and bled out before the ambulance arrived because the dispatcher was too busy being nonplussed.

 

[Blizzard]

@katabasis Skydived into a volcano.

 

[Baby Bear]

Tripped over a cup of pudding into a trashcan that fell down some stairs into a pool of electricity.

 

[Fuzziestudios]

Baby Bear was eated by a lion.

 

[Dugym]

I thought my gun was a camera.


Oops.

 

[BDark]

Thought rat poison was apple juice while riding a horse on the Titanic.

 

[DemetrioMachete]

Darkiplier met their end after getting stabbed in the butt.


By Wade.