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Baby, your love is more infatuating than the American Civil War.

(End my suffering.)
 
I sometimes find myself wishing to be Link but, alas, I don't need the Song of Storms to make you wet.
LOL THAT WAS AWFUL I'M SORRY.
 
You must be a nuclear fusion core, because our relationship will last for life.
 
I’m going to eat you like I ate your family.
 
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.

my worst one yet
 
Are you Haitian? Because you're making me wanna pacify your revolt.
 
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