Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[NightshadeCupcakes]

Are you the exact opposite of me? Cause you're attractive as fuck

 

[BackSet]

Are Homestuck? Because I don't wang anything to do with you.

(I'm sorry don't hate me I don't really mean it).

 

[Breathless]

Hey, please let me tie your shoes..I don't want you falling for anybody else.

 

[BackSet]

Goodbye, my name Bizzaro and you not attractive.

 

[starstucker]

Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.

 

[BaikynTakyr]

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
Hi, I'm Anduiel

 

[Sylvio]

Hi I’m Arzee

 

[Political.Anarchy]

Are you a parking ticket?

Because you have FINEEEEE written all over you

 

[BackSet]

Are you a vampire, because I want to stab you with my stake. No, I mean that literally. Die Monster! You don't belong in this world!

 

[Political.Anarchy]

Wanna play Titanic?
You be the iceberg and ill go down on you

 

[starstucker]

If I had to rank myself on a scale of one to ten, I'd rank myself a nine, because you're the one I need.

 

[Political.Anarchy]

I lost my phone number.
Can I borrow yours?

 

[Gunnhildr]

I don't like to talk about politic. Would it be golden if I talk about your ethereal beauty instead?

 

[Political.Anarchy]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants

 

[BackSet]

So... can we, like.... hang out or something. Cause I've got nothing to do and to be honest working up the courage to even talk to you was hard.

 

[Gunnhildr]

When I sniff at you, I smell the scent of Heaven.

 

[starstucker]

People call me Sugars, but you can call me tonight~

 

[starstucker]

I lost my phone number.
Can I borrow yours?

Aww, you're cute, but no.

 

[Sylvio]

Roses are red
Everything has mass
You’re kinda cute
Lemme eat your ass

 

[starstucker]

Roses are red
Everything has mass
You’re kinda cute
Lemme eat your ass

Oh my god-
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Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.

 

[BackSet]

Your attempt at seduction failed. Let's try mine.

 

[BackSet]

The most attractive person I know is in a mirror.

 

[Sylvio]

I'll give you free food and my Netflix account

 

[BackSet]

Wanna Netflix and Chill? I've got a whole bunch of shows I need to binge anyway.

Oh yeah, also, wanna go out with me? I forgot thta part.

 

[Trickster Crayon]

This is too Chaotic lolll