Hit on the user above you with your best pick-up lines

[BunnyVT]

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This thread is toxic

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

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(I-)

 

[BunnyVT]

I'm scared

 

[Wert]

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I wanna spread Honey on your Forretress.

 

[BunnyVT]

*Dying of laughter*
DEAR GOD WHY

 

[BunnyVT]

I wanna spread Honey on your Forretress.

Pls, let's make this wholesome again

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Now if they were a Combee that'd be a good joke-

 

[BunnyVT]

0.0

 

[MewmentoMori]

I wanna spread Honey on your Forretress.

If I were a Snorlax, I'd be using Heavy Slam on you all night

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

If I were a Lucario I'd be using Bone Rush-

 

[Wert]

HAH
You must be deoxys because you're out of this world.

 

[BunnyVT]

Your smile warms me more than Hydrogen Plasma

 

[Sir Fungus]

Those buns won’t be so brave when I’m through

 

[MewmentoMori]

HAH
You must be deoxys because you're out of this world.

Pretty sure Dialga would be after you because the moments spent with you are timeless

 

[BunnyVT]

Your smile warms me more than Hydrogen Plasma

Those buns won’t be so brave when I’m through

I-

 

[Wert]

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet till we met, now I can't get past u

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Man you guys and gals are good at this-

 

[BunnyVT]

Do you have a map, Cause i'm getting lost in your eyes

 

[BackSet]

Everyone: Smooth pickup line.
Me: Uh... want some bagels?

Aaaaand there goes my glass of milk

Also in the original Red and Blue versions, Mew did give birth to Mewtwo, scientists just modified the baby so uuuuuh

Technically it's ambiguous as to whether that's literal or not. It could be a metaphor.

 

[BunnyVT]

Everyone: Smooth pickup line.
Me: Uh... want some bagels?

Technically it's ambiguous as to whether that's literal or not. It could be a metaphor.

You has da bagels?

 

[MewmentoMori]

Technically it's ambiguous as to whether that's literal or not. It could be a metaphor.

I got sold on the actual birth thing, but after looking around the internet, that's a good point.

...still is incest though either way.

 

[MewmentoMori]

Did it hurt?

Your fall from heaven, angel

 

[BunnyVT]

I must have died and gone to heaven, cause baby your an angel

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Your the true flame in my eyes.

 

[BunnyVT]

Is there a fire, or are you just that hot?