Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Hibiscus]

Bouncy balls don't count.

Bowling balls count?

 

[Atom]

Bowling balls count?

Nope.

 

[Hibiscus]

Nope.

Baseball?

 

[Atom]

Nupe.

 

[1stLt HChurch]

I witnessed natural selection last night when some redneck tried to light a firework from inside his truck and out the window.
He got lucky though....

Oh my god. What a fucking idiot.

 

[MockingXbird]

Fuck RPN notifications *sighs*

 

[Mysterion7514]

10 fuckin pages RPN.

 

[MockingXbird]

Ah RPN, the ultimate troll

 

[ryanpk200]

http://ifunny.co/fun/pNICUJm33

 

[1stLt HChurch]

That's not funny. That is not funny at all.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Guys, I'm scared.


So for a part of my job I put up signs for a Real Estate office around my town, and the other day I put one up on the corner of Church Drive and Autumn Lane, and today I had to drive down Mockingbird Lane.


I'm actually very terrified.

 

[ryanpk200]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]Guys, I'm scared.
So for a part of my job I put up signs for a Real Estate office around my town, and the other day I put one up on the corner of Church Drive and Autumn Lane, and today I had to drive down Mockingbird Lane.


I'm actually very terrified.

[/QUOTE]
Pics or it didn't happen. Nice profile picture by the way.

 

[Atom]

You know what comes next..?

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Pics or it didn't happen. Nice profile picture by the way.

The other one I didn't take a picture of because I just thought it was funny, now I'm scared.


 

You know what comes next..?

...What? (I'm scared)

 

[Atom]

The...


Atom bomb.....

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

The...
Atom bomb.....

...Ohgodpleaseno...

 

[Atom]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]...Ohgodpleaseno...

[/QUOTE]
*distant whistling*

 

[Wintermute]

GUYS WHERE IN THE US DO YOU LIVE


SHOOT IT OUT

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

GUYS WHERE IN THE US DO YOU LIVE
SHOOT IT OUT

...I've said to much...


*Breaks all phones and computers, sets house on fire, changes fake license plates and drives three states over to safe house*


...I'm not safe here.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Man, that's some freaky twlight zone shite.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

http://ifunny.co/fun/pNICUJm33

How To Slain Your Dragon...


imsorrymompleasedontkillme

 

[Wintermute]

EVERYONE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE


OR I SHALL RELEASE THE BLACK HELICOPTERS

 

[ryanpk200]

EVERYONE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE
OR I SHALL RELEASE THE BLACK HELICOPTERS

I live in XCOM HQ. I would have to kill you if I told you where it is. Anyways what's the black helicopter?

 

[Wintermute]

I live in XCOM HQ. I would have to kill you if I told you where it is. Anyways what's the black helicopter?

Black helicopters, its plural I wrote it wrong.


Look it up if you must, but I would not recommend it.

 

[ryanpk200]

Black helicopters, its plural I wrote it wrong.
Look it up if you must, but I would not recommend it.

So you are apart of the new world order?