Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[BearBearBear]

*Rests her chin on BearBearBear 's head*
I don't know if I can kill Archer though, Mama... shes really pretty
Saber is silly
If she loves honor so much, SHE SHOULD MARRY IT!!!

*Pats Gaius Danius Griinia head*
You can't take care of something you kill, Silly. Just take the Seal's and the Servant comes with it.
It worked for the priest after all XD

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Pats Gaius Danius Griinia head*
You can't take care of something you kill, Silly. Just take the Seal's and the Servant comes with it.
It worked for the priest after all XD

*Mushes her head into BearBearBear 's*
Two Servants?
Won't Archer be mad at me cos I killed her Master?
Could I really do it, Mama?

 

[BearBearBear]

*Mushes her head into BearBearBear 's*
Two Servants?
Won't Archer be mad at me cos I killed her Master?
Could I really do it, Mama?

Hmm...
Maybe... possibly...
She seems racist though... Hope she likes Asians more than she likes Americans, but who wouldn't like you?
*Snuggs Gaius Danius Griinia head*
Just don't go too crazy on the Orphan Batteries

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Hmm...
Maybe... possibly...
She seems racist though... Hope she likes Asians more than she likes Americans, but who wouldn't like you?
*Snuggs Gaius Danius Griinia head*
Just don't go too crazy on the Orphan Batteries

She seems like her people were oppressed by the British
Although the Hyuga lineage includes the British
She may not like me cos I'm not Melvin... also that I may have KILLED Melvin
*Tosses and turns atop BearBearBear *
I never use Orphans... can't trust them as an energy source unless you us is a Gillymeshed

 

[BearBearBear]

She seems like her people were oppressed by the British
Although the Hyuga lineage includes the British
She may not like me cos I'm not Melvin... also that I may have KILLED Melvin
*Tosses and turns atop BearBearBear *
I never use Orphans... can't trust them as an energy source unless you us is a Gillymeshed

Good Girl, just be yourself, careful with the Overseer and you should be fine XD

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

DO NOT SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT JAUNE

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Good Girl, just be yourself, careful with the Overseer and you should be fine XD

*Hugs BearBearBear *
Okay Mama
Imma win the Grail and become the bestest mage ever!!!

 

[BearBearBear]

DO NOT SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT JAUNE

This was supposed to be a fun, chaotic, medieval blood feud settling, magical fight to the death before a heartbreaking betrayal and he wanted to make it WORSE... I rest my case.

*Hugs BearBearBear *
Okay Mama
Imma win the Grail and become the bestest mage ever!!!

Be careful now... just don't let the big bad mages (remembers that I'm included there) er... just stay safe.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

This was supposed to be a fun, chaotic, medieval blood feud settling, magical fight to the death before a heartbreaking betrayal and he wanted to make it WORSE... I rest my case.


Be careful now... just don't let the big bad mages (remembers that I'm included there) er... just stay safe.

*Puts her on her BearBearBear hat*
I will Mama
I'll also pick up milk and salmon for the cave on the way back

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Tch. Masters.

 

[Iskandar]

Not sure if I like Alexandria for pretty much calling Jaune Arrogant or if I dislike her much for her arrogance...

 

[Xel]

*Hugs Gaius Danius Griinia *
Atta Girl! Just remember to take care of Archer when you get her though.
And Saber... you can never trust a woman in full plate armor.

But Saber has almost zero armor. She has boots and gloves and that's it.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

But Saber has almost zero armor. She has boots and gloves and that's it.

Light on her feet, yet more likely to feel the heat
FEEL THE HEAT!!!
*Waves fire chakrams around*

 

[BearBearBear]

But Saber has almost zero armor. She has boots and gloves and that's it.

*Checks pic*
*rubs eyes*
Pretty sure thats armor... Wait... Thats cloth?!?!

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Checks pic*
*rubs eyes*
Pretty sure thats armor... Wait... Thats cloth?!?!

Mama is right
That is red armor
With a battleskirt?

 

[Mion]

simj26
Wondering if you aren't getting alerts again. Sorry if you are

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Saber's wearing armor, but not full armor, I think. Shoulders to arms, greaves, and the long skirt's an armor.



Easier to see the pieces in this pic.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Saber's wearing armor, but not full armor, I think. Shoulders to arms, greaves, and the long skirt's an armor.

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Easier to see the pieces in this pic.

Saber rocking the battledress
Though her hair must be annoying to swordfight with

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Saber rocking the battledress
Though her hair must be annoying to swordfight with

I'm sure that's why she has it tied up in the cs u-u

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I'm sure that's why she has it tied up in the cs u-u

I don't understand the battlestockings though

 

[QuirkyAngel]

I don't understand the battlestockings though

Style.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Style.

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Wouldn't her legs be uncomfortable in battlestockings after a while?
Also a single pant seems silly
Either wear pants or shorts
You are not Tidus

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Wouldn't her legs be uncomfortable in battlestockings after a while?
Also a single pant seems silly
Either wear pants or shorts
You are not Tidus

lol, judging a female on their fashion choice will get Jun skewered

Besides, I'm not entirely sure Servant's get a complete say in how they are summoned.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

lol, judging a female on their fashion choice will get Jun skewered

Besides, I'm not entirely sure Servant's get a complete say in how they are summoned.

Saber didn't
I wonder if she misses her dick?
Also Saber is a dude... so shes fine with me questioning her fashion choices

 

[Xel]

The skirt isn't armor, it's cloth. Only Saber's legs and arms have armor. There's bits of metal (like the thing that attaches her big red rear-skirt thing to her actual skirt) but the only actual armor is her sabatons and arm armor.