Explain it badly!

Parasyte: A kid's right hand is embedded with a parasitic organism that can shapeshift and lives off of the nutrients in his blood. While the parasite is in his right hand, it really wants to please the kid


Attack on Titan: No one really attacks a Titan until episode 4


One Punch Man: The only Superhero that could definitely beat Superman, Goku and all else with one punch.


Steven Universe: A young boy lives in a house with 3-4 lesbian rocks from outer space. They are training him on how to become a lesbian rock.


Charlotte: You will have superpowers for as long as you are in your adolescence, because of clever plot reasons that won't be revealed until episode 10.
 
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: An idiotic school board hires demons to guard the children, and give a 13 year old girl the power to change the corse of history, wrongly trusting she'll only use it for her studies.
 
corpse party: after performing a spell they found on the internet, a group of teenagers find themselves stuck in the worst elementary school ever. 


steven universe: a group of lesbian space rocks and a fourteen year old boy try to make the world a better place to make up for messing it up badly in the first place.


percy jackson: a bunch of kids with dyslexia and adhd discover that they are demigods and proceed to eat cheeseburgers with gods, adventure through junkyards, and explore self-building mazes. 


hamilton: an immigrant sets up the financial system, cheats on his wife, and rap battles constantly. 


homestuck: four humans, twelve aliens, and various versions of themselves from alternate timelines team up to fight a giant green guy with flashing eyes but before that, let's make you read pages and pages of confusing bullshit and awkward teen flirting. 


doctor who: old man in a phone box picks up young women and takes them on adventures and it almost never ends well for them
 
Octodad:  Daddy Cthulhu 


DBZ:  Caesar from planet of the apes travels to Earth and becomes superman 


Rick and Morty:  Back to the future, minus the time travel but added deep shit


Ghostbusters:  Haunted house keeping


Scooby doo:  Teens and a dog doing the cops jobs
 
Code Geass: Spin, Suzaku.


Spin.


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Fairy Tail: I'M ALL FIRED UP NOW! x265


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Star Craft 2 HotS: The terrans and protos help set themselves up to git r3kt 


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Diablo 3: salt


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Diablo 3 RoS: less salt and heavenly deliverer of «track 08: Chains of Fate»


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Dawn of War Soulstorm: Sisters! To arms!


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Charlotte: that was unexpected


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Alderamin on the Blue Sky: the one thing worth watching from summer 2016 plot and character wise


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Sword Art Online Abridged: making SAO great again


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Accel World: being fat gets girls and a wonderful adventure


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Accel World season 2: the thing we should have gotten instead of SAO2


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Naruto: BELIEVE IT


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Naruto Shippuden: WHY ARE YOU ALL DYING NO PLEASE NO


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Boruto: Just stop it, Kishi. Please.


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That Guy Over There: me, no description needed.
 
Fate/Stay Night : A bunch of teenagers summoning Epic Superhuman Heroes from the past without knowing they are helping for a global genocide because there parents died in the previous war when they were 6-8 years old.


Fate/Grand Order : Waifu GO.


Re:Zero : Being a nerd launch into a Kawai Dark Souls world.


Koutetsujou no Kabaneri : Shingeki No Kyojin 2.0, just replace the Wall with some trains and the titans with some zombies, and add with it a shitty story line.


Monster : Save the son of Hitler.
 
Kids Next Door: Misbehaving adolescents fight melodramatic and depressing middle aged adults for equal rights.
 
Harry Potter: Horribly disfigured man who is considered the most evil wizard in the world tries to take over a high school and fails miserably.
 
Pokemon: Kids enslaving power monsters in order to fulfill their selfish desires.
 
Lie to Me: Man goes around accusing suspects of crimes because they didn't use contractions when saying they did not do it.
 
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X-Men Origins: One brother put his brother through torturous experiments and ruined his life because he didn't agree with him in the past and stopped playing his game.
 
Free!: A good guide on how to NOT make friends.


Shuffle!: A good guide on how to NOT get a boyfriend.


Warhammer Fantasy: It's almost like asking: "What if Satan invaded Europe and started the end of the world... but in the year 1000 AD." 


Destiny: There's nothing to explain badly about it. There's nothing to explain at all.


Witcher: Almost like Supernatural, but takes place in Poland. 
 
Macbeth: Man's wife bullies him into regicide. They both end up deciding it was a bad idea.


Romeo and Juliet: 15-year-old sleeps with 13-year-old girl then they accidentally commit double suicide.


Othello: Guy kills wife using a handkerchief as justification of infidelity. Then he regrets it.
 
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(Time to resurrect a thread.)

Villanos: Bad guys am doing bad guy things. And a blue bear.

John Wick: "You killed my dog. Prepare to die!"

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Strong men fight each other.

Danganronpa: Battle Royale but it's anime.
 

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