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Futuristic Employee Roster
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Vexumin
Whiskered Wizard
Stagemark Corp
Company Grade Applicants Resume
Name: J-051 "Josi"
Serial #: XL4223EK1
Brief Description: Josi is a J-051 applications droid. They are a top shape droid with many available features as part of the Stagemark Corp applications droid package. Fit with everything you would need in a ship-bound machine. Josi features a top of the line optics and audio reading system all fit into a streamlined and simple to replace neural cavity. Equipped with a military grade processing unit, Josi would be able to handle all of your program and subsystem management needs.
Standing at 4'10", Josi was built to enter tight spaces for easy repairs. Multitool system can be found imbedded within the droid left arm, leaving the right arm accessible for other vital tools (i.e. scanning devices, hull breach sealant applicators, weapons). Within the chest cavity of the machine, you will find an I.S.685 Automatic Power Generator, guaranteeing exponentially prolonged power-life without needs for replacement power sources (so long as the generator is in good condition).
Unit Engineer Jay Kaas' Notes: "Stagemark Corp would prefer for me not to write these notes, but it's my job to specify any oddities that may be found in the unit. Usually it's the basic information. A squeaky bolt here or there for the sake of records. However, 'Josi' is a unique situation. Due to some manner of interference with its personality module, they have been taken off of the standard factory settings. All J-051 units are made to be the perfect and unquestioning worker, but this one is a special case. While able to perform at, if not above, the normal level of other J-051 units, Josi has a bit of an... apprehensive nature about performing the commands given to it."
"When it is given a command that could otherwise cause harm to itself, it will delete the command from its systems if it so wishes. This makes the unit quite unpredictable, but otherwise you could have no better worker droid on a ship. Josi is also a very effective worker, not having failed a job contracted of Stagemark Corp. Let me refer to contract C-32. Josi arrived to the contracted location, ship carrying a species of carnivorous creatures. Josi noted piloting the ship to location, but the other crew had been massacred in a containment breach of the specimens. Though the loss of the crew will be mourned, let this speak to Josi's ability to see a job through to the end. No evidence had been found of the unit attempting to harm the contracted crew, so any rumors that the crew deaths were by the hands of Josi are completely false."
End of notes
Image of unit:
Education: Josi is equipped with all general and advanced education modules as required by Stagemark Corporations standards for operations and factory settings. Josi is also equipped with a starmap system, allowing for tracking of paths taken for report purposes. Starmap system also allows for navigation uses available to the contracting party in the case that onboard systems suffer unforeseeable errors.
Professional Experience #1: Onboard Flight Systems Specialist - Performed various services, acting even as pilot/copilot in special circumstances. Able to flx mechanical systems in various classes of starships.
Professional Experience #2: Vehicle Repair Specialist - Able to repair damage to various vehicle types and brands, able to perform emergency external repairs on starships mid-flight
Professional Experience #3: Security Specialist - Josi is also equipped with an advanced targeting system, allowing for highly efficient use of weaponry in the case that protection of crew and contracted individuals is needed.
Certificates/Licenses: As per Stagemark Corp regulations, all J-051 units meet galactic standards for mechanized help and thus earned a Freedom of Employment Certificate and Engineering+ Certificate. Each J-051 unit undergoes various tests and simulations to ensure that tasks can be met. Josi has acquired its Commercial Single-Engine License and Militaristic Weapons Handling License.
Cover Letter:
Greetings potential employers,
My name is Josi and I am sending this cover letter on behalf of Stagemark Corporation. Considering my more recent personality changes, I have been given permission by the company to write the cover letter on my own and sell my abilities appropriately. I have served many purposes during my functional time within Stagemark. I have been an effective engineer, pilot and security as needed. I pride myself on my ability to tend to nearly any duty required of me. I make every effort to see a task to the end, no matter the circumstances. Whether the situation be calm or dire, I'll still perform my absolute best. It is what I was made to do after all.
During my functioning time, I have undergone many tests to ensure my ability to perform. I have passed weapons accuracy tests, starship operation tests, engineering and maintenance tests and various simulations to ensure that my program has not fallen to deterioration on account of the change in personality. I dare say that I am likely even better than my emotionless and monotone kin.
I like to imagine myself as a breath of fresh air, if that is how the saying goes, when it comes to working with organic colleagues. I manage to put people at ease with my disposition as I find most people to grow uneasy around other mechanical beings. I aim to be brotherly to those I work with so that they can trust me with standing beside them through thick and thin when completing a job.
It should also be said that currently Stagemark Corp has sought to relocate me to a new company as staying any longer within Stagemark may see me repurposed in time, so I would happily accept minimum wage over Stagemark's exorbitant contracting prices in order to avoid being turned into a pile of scrap if not a household appliance to sit forever in a humans kitchen
I thank you from the bottom of my personality module for your time and consideration and hope to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,
Josi (J-051 #XL4223EK1)
Company Grade Applicants Resume
Name: J-051 "Josi"
Serial #: XL4223EK1
Brief Description: Josi is a J-051 applications droid. They are a top shape droid with many available features as part of the Stagemark Corp applications droid package. Fit with everything you would need in a ship-bound machine. Josi features a top of the line optics and audio reading system all fit into a streamlined and simple to replace neural cavity. Equipped with a military grade processing unit, Josi would be able to handle all of your program and subsystem management needs.
Standing at 4'10", Josi was built to enter tight spaces for easy repairs. Multitool system can be found imbedded within the droid left arm, leaving the right arm accessible for other vital tools (i.e. scanning devices, hull breach sealant applicators, weapons). Within the chest cavity of the machine, you will find an I.S.685 Automatic Power Generator, guaranteeing exponentially prolonged power-life without needs for replacement power sources (so long as the generator is in good condition).
Unit Engineer Jay Kaas' Notes: "Stagemark Corp would prefer for me not to write these notes, but it's my job to specify any oddities that may be found in the unit. Usually it's the basic information. A squeaky bolt here or there for the sake of records. However, 'Josi' is a unique situation. Due to some manner of interference with its personality module, they have been taken off of the standard factory settings. All J-051 units are made to be the perfect and unquestioning worker, but this one is a special case. While able to perform at, if not above, the normal level of other J-051 units, Josi has a bit of an... apprehensive nature about performing the commands given to it."
"When it is given a command that could otherwise cause harm to itself, it will delete the command from its systems if it so wishes. This makes the unit quite unpredictable, but otherwise you could have no better worker droid on a ship. Josi is also a very effective worker, not having failed a job contracted of Stagemark Corp. Let me refer to contract C-32. Josi arrived to the contracted location, ship carrying a species of carnivorous creatures. Josi noted piloting the ship to location, but the other crew had been massacred in a containment breach of the specimens. Though the loss of the crew will be mourned, let this speak to Josi's ability to see a job through to the end. No evidence had been found of the unit attempting to harm the contracted crew, so any rumors that the crew deaths were by the hands of Josi are completely false."
End of notes
Image of unit:
Education: Josi is equipped with all general and advanced education modules as required by Stagemark Corporations standards for operations and factory settings. Josi is also equipped with a starmap system, allowing for tracking of paths taken for report purposes. Starmap system also allows for navigation uses available to the contracting party in the case that onboard systems suffer unforeseeable errors.
Professional Experience #1: Onboard Flight Systems Specialist - Performed various services, acting even as pilot/copilot in special circumstances. Able to flx mechanical systems in various classes of starships.
Professional Experience #2: Vehicle Repair Specialist - Able to repair damage to various vehicle types and brands, able to perform emergency external repairs on starships mid-flight
Professional Experience #3: Security Specialist - Josi is also equipped with an advanced targeting system, allowing for highly efficient use of weaponry in the case that protection of crew and contracted individuals is needed.
Certificates/Licenses: As per Stagemark Corp regulations, all J-051 units meet galactic standards for mechanized help and thus earned a Freedom of Employment Certificate and Engineering+ Certificate. Each J-051 unit undergoes various tests and simulations to ensure that tasks can be met. Josi has acquired its Commercial Single-Engine License and Militaristic Weapons Handling License.
Cover Letter:
Greetings potential employers,
My name is Josi and I am sending this cover letter on behalf of Stagemark Corporation. Considering my more recent personality changes, I have been given permission by the company to write the cover letter on my own and sell my abilities appropriately. I have served many purposes during my functional time within Stagemark. I have been an effective engineer, pilot and security as needed. I pride myself on my ability to tend to nearly any duty required of me. I make every effort to see a task to the end, no matter the circumstances. Whether the situation be calm or dire, I'll still perform my absolute best. It is what I was made to do after all.
During my functioning time, I have undergone many tests to ensure my ability to perform. I have passed weapons accuracy tests, starship operation tests, engineering and maintenance tests and various simulations to ensure that my program has not fallen to deterioration on account of the change in personality. I dare say that I am likely even better than my emotionless and monotone kin.
I like to imagine myself as a breath of fresh air, if that is how the saying goes, when it comes to working with organic colleagues. I manage to put people at ease with my disposition as I find most people to grow uneasy around other mechanical beings. I aim to be brotherly to those I work with so that they can trust me with standing beside them through thick and thin when completing a job.
It should also be said that currently Stagemark Corp has sought to relocate me to a new company as staying any longer within Stagemark may see me repurposed in time, so I would happily accept minimum wage over Stagemark's exorbitant contracting prices in order to avoid being turned into a pile of scrap if not a household appliance to sit forever in a humans kitchen
I thank you from the bottom of my personality module for your time and consideration and hope to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,
Josi (J-051 #XL4223EK1)
Chordling
Bardbarian, the Divine Chordia of Concordia
Ginny MarshsonRecent college graduate with experience working in professional science labs, developing experiments, and piloting new inventions. Optimistic, curious, and too kind to a fault, she seeks opportunities for new adventures that go beyond the galaxy as we know it
EDUCATION
Earth-topia University
Physics Major, 3.1 GPA
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
Coordinator, Earth-Topia High Science Club
Intern, Galatix Laboratories
Sales Associate, Molly’s HydroScooter Garage
AWARDS/CERTIFICATES
1st Place Science Fair Award
Standard Laboratory License
SKILLS
Basic First Aid
Photography
COVER LETTER
Dear USDS Coorperate,
I was motivated to contact you upon learning that your business is offering volunteer positions from the city billboards. My experience in laboratories and understanding diverse technology will allow me to develop the necessary skills to be a great delivery server.
The Science Club at Earth-Topia High was near an end but my pure will and enthusiasm for learning cultivated it back into a positive space for growing scientists. I encourage all of my science students to participate in the annual science fair and many of them have succeeded winning their own awards. Before I graduated from Earth-Topia University, I assisted the development of a Galatix Cosmetix program which was completed and is now sold as its own product in pharmacies all around the galaxy.
I also enjoyed working with a hybrid group of robotic and humanoid colleagues during my time as a sales associate. My enthusiasm for social media helped recover major sales losses and prevent the store from going out of business. My communication, delegation, and organization have proven to my colleagues time and time again that I am crucial as a leader and team member. I would be delighted for this opportunity to provide outstanding delivery service.
Thank you for your consideration,
Regina Marshson
EDUCATION
Earth-topia University
Physics Major, 3.1 GPA
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
Coordinator, Earth-Topia High Science Club
- Organized multiple experiments and activities
- Utilized Spacebook analytics to raise the annual science competition participation by 7%
Intern, Galatix Laboratories
- Caffeinated dozens of overworked scientists through daily coffee runs
- Assisted researching the effects of Galatix brand nail polish on robohamsters.
Sales Associate, Molly’s HydroScooter Garage
- Knowledgeable of all products, warranties, policies, repairs, and manufacturing standards
- Greeted every customer as they entered and left the store
- Achieved the highest number of cashier transactions overall
AWARDS/CERTIFICATES
1st Place Science Fair Award
Standard Laboratory License
SKILLS
Basic First Aid
Photography
COVER LETTER
Dear USDS Coorperate,
I was motivated to contact you upon learning that your business is offering volunteer positions from the city billboards. My experience in laboratories and understanding diverse technology will allow me to develop the necessary skills to be a great delivery server.
The Science Club at Earth-Topia High was near an end but my pure will and enthusiasm for learning cultivated it back into a positive space for growing scientists. I encourage all of my science students to participate in the annual science fair and many of them have succeeded winning their own awards. Before I graduated from Earth-Topia University, I assisted the development of a Galatix Cosmetix program which was completed and is now sold as its own product in pharmacies all around the galaxy.
I also enjoyed working with a hybrid group of robotic and humanoid colleagues during my time as a sales associate. My enthusiasm for social media helped recover major sales losses and prevent the store from going out of business. My communication, delegation, and organization have proven to my colleagues time and time again that I am crucial as a leader and team member. I would be delighted for this opportunity to provide outstanding delivery service.
Thank you for your consideration,
Regina Marshson
DrBezendrine
Resident Shitposter
Jan V. Karths
To begin my post-graduate career in an insignificant, entry-level position that will provide me with less than sufficient income and a sense of self-worth. Allow me to tell you about my minimum wage experiences that have prepared me for this job.
Cover Letter:
To whom it may concern,
That sounds like a funeral letter, don't write that PT.
Dear Potential Employers,
As my previous experiences and certificates state, I worked to an exceptional standard to get to where I am today. I present very necessary skills and experiences for this employment option that most others would not have achieved. To see myself directly aid in this company's success is my primary goal and I'm rather sure of it. My time within Vernin's Junk'n'Scrap has been a main push of mine to seek better opportunities and be the best worker I could be. Mechanics, communication, organization, and heavy machinery tested these skills each and every day.
With being a proud and hard worker, this translated into my personal life with an unfunded project I like to call PT-D. Through my career I was able to go through 3 different versions before finally producing a maintenance drone I feel is rather perfect in the ways I've designed it. So, with my drone and myself, I would be thrilled to have an opportunity to move forward in a career field where I know I can prove myself to be invaluable.
Thank you,
Jan Karths
To begin my post-graduate career in an insignificant, entry-level position that will provide me with less than sufficient income and a sense of self-worth. Allow me to tell you about my minimum wage experiences that have prepared me for this job.
EXPERIENCE
Vernin’s Junk n’Scrap — Mechanic/Scrapper
May 20XX - PRESENT
Completing a considerable amount of tasks throughout the day, only to be ridiculed and forced to pick up extra hours. Smoke breaks lasted more than 15 minutes, try an hour. Learned absolutely nothing except for how to waste company time and to play poker. Overall, inadequacy prepared me for the rest of my career and was a waste of time. 3/10. Oh this isn’t for Yelp? I should probably stop writing down my personal thoughts, huh? PT remove that... No, the personal--Forget it.EDUCATION
School Name — Mechanical Engineering B.S.
August 20XX - May 20XX
3.4 GPA, Robotics minor. For once, I actually tried my hardest at something I was passionate about. Felt really proud about this one, perhaps I could use my degree in the futu-Keep dreaming. College was a lie and this resume is a byproduct of it. But hey, at least I tried, right? Yeah… At least I tried.PROJECTS
PT-D 3.0 — Maintenance Drone
A remarkable drone made from a senior project, and fully upgraded since then three times. 12 inches tall, 5 inches wide, PT-D comes equipped with a multi-tool, welding torch, sprocket wrench, wire cutters, splicer, and every other mechanic’s needs. The proudest moment of my life came with this guy coming to life and he will be my proudest achievement in life. With the most advanced features, you practically have two employees for the price of one. Just don’t expect him to fix my loose screws. I’ve tried. Trust me.Cover Letter:
To whom it may concern,
That sounds like a funeral letter, don't write that PT.
Dear Potential Employers,
As my previous experiences and certificates state, I worked to an exceptional standard to get to where I am today. I present very necessary skills and experiences for this employment option that most others would not have achieved. To see myself directly aid in this company's success is my primary goal and I'm rather sure of it. My time within Vernin's Junk'n'Scrap has been a main push of mine to seek better opportunities and be the best worker I could be. Mechanics, communication, organization, and heavy machinery tested these skills each and every day.
With being a proud and hard worker, this translated into my personal life with an unfunded project I like to call PT-D. Through my career I was able to go through 3 different versions before finally producing a maintenance drone I feel is rather perfect in the ways I've designed it. So, with my drone and myself, I would be thrilled to have an opportunity to move forward in a career field where I know I can prove myself to be invaluable.
Thank you,
Jan Karths
| Age: 24 Gender: Non-Binary Race: Human Contact: whatsthejan85@spacemail.com |
SKILLS
AWARDSCertified Manufacturing Engineer (CMfgE) Robotics LicenseLANGUAGESEnglish |
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