Corrupt a Wish

[BunnyVT]

Granted, but you will quickly become bored

I wish for a talking dog

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

Granted, but now you make them mad 50% of the time.

I wish I could have a good cake for once.

(that's not so bad lmao)
Granted, but he/she talks so much you now want them to JUST STOP

I wish I could math.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted, but you can no longer grammar.

I wish I could shoot a fireball without burning the ground below me.

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

You burn the whole universe instead, leaving you as the only survivor.

I wish I could go into the MCU and meet Peter Parker. (Did I wish this before? I might’ve but I can’t remember what happened so here goes)

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

granted, but its right after infinity war, so you can only meet his ashes

I wish i had some not expired bread rn

 

[BunnyVT]

Granted, but the birds will eat it

I wish I could draw better

 

[ZipKitty12]

Granted, but your car goes much faster, resulting in more speed tickets.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

I wish I could eat anything and be perfectly fine.

 

[ZipKitty12]

Granted, but you no longer gain any nutrition from food because your body has adapted to deal with all kinds of substances.

I wish I could sleep and dream about whatever I want with no effort.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(Nice one, ZipKitty12 .)

Granted, but you now have a 50% chance to fall asleep every hour for no reason.

I wish I could double jump in real life.

 

[ZipKitty12]

Granted, but you break your legs every time you double jump.

I wish I could stop time outside of a small area surrounding me.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Ow. Hopefully my regeneration will fix that sooner or later.

I wish I had a natural regeneration, which would let me heal from wounds much faster.

 

[ZipKitty12]

Granted, but it also affects medical stuff like surgeries.

I wish people had a notification above them showing their opinion towards me.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Not today, thank you-

Granted. It's always negative though.

I wish I could fly painlessly and with no risks.

 

[ZipKitty12]

Granted, but you fly at an awfully low speed.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

I wish I could pet every cat in the world.

 

[ZipKitty12]

Granted, but they know someone is out to pet them and will avoid you if they find out you are that someone.

I wish I could create little universes that I could enter and leave at will.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted, but those universes cannot be entered once left, and they cannot be created again. Hope you have a hammerspace for anything you want to keep...

I wish that I had unlimited stamina that I cannot run off, but neither can I be overloaded with.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

Granted, but you can never stop moving.

I wish I could make anything I create real.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Jokes on you, we never stop moving- The earth moves us!

Granted, but you can't remove anything you make.

I wish I could fly.

 

[BunnyVT]

Granted, but you won't be able to land

I wish I could solve my coffee addiction

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted, but now you have a nicotine addiction.

I wish I could have a cookie right now.

 

[BunnyVT]

Granted, but the cookie will try to eat you


I wish I had a bunny rabbit

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Granted, but the bunny absolutely despises you.

I wish I had no homework-

 

[BunnyVT]

Granted, but you will have infinite school projects


I wish I could be a better Dj