Corrupt A Wish!

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but he dies again shortly after he comes back


i wish for a unbreakable 3ds

 

[/b/ board]

Granted, but that will cost all of your IQ!

 

[/b/ board]

<p>I wish I found an apocalypse RP that isn't cringy romance between teens.</p>

 

[macathan]

Granted, but it dies after two days.


I wish for a cat

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but it runs away


i wish for a joke thats not cringy

 

[/b/ board]

Granted but it's not funny.


I wish for more RPs that don't have either "teen", "romance" and "drama" on the tags. (I swear there was a FULL page with those tags)

 

[Ironrot]

Granted, but all the new rps shift the opposite direction to 'kids', 'friendship' and 'juice'.


I wish there was another season of archer approved.

 

[/b/ board]

(*cries* Y u so evil)


Granted, but the season is going to take part on 2345 with heck loads of technology, stereotypes and a weak grand grand child of the main character.


I wish people that watch 'anime' knew they were actually watching Cartoons.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but someone made up another name after a while


I wish to fly

 

[Idea]

[QUOTE="Lilah Tunth]Granted, but someone made up another name after a while
I wish to fly

[/QUOTE]
granted but you fly so high your whole body is burned by the sun


I wish people would make research into the "why" of things before asking them to change.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but nothing changed since then


I wish for ten million dollars

 

[Idea]

[QUOTE="Lilah Tunth]Granted, but nothing changed since then
I wish for ten million dollars

[/QUOTE]
granted, but the dollar ceases to be a valid currency


I wish I could become younger whenever I wanted.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but you don't know how young and turned into a infant


I wish for cake

 

[Idea]

[QUOTE="Lilah Tunth]Granted, but you don't know how young and turned into a infant
I wish for cake

[/QUOTE]
granted, it´s a math problem cake, hope you enjoy!


I wish people would join my new mystery roleplay.

 

[JokerValentine]

granted but the RP sucks and you turn into a fish


I wish airports didn't suck

 

[Idea]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="JokerValentine" data-cite="JokerValentine" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="208426" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>granted but the RP sucks and you turn into a fish<p>


I wish airports didn't suck</p>


</div></blockquote>


<p>


granted. but now it´s only for the elite so you can´t use it. EVER</p>


<p>


I wish humans didn´t need to sleep</p>

 

[JokerValentine]

Pfft what are you talking about/


Granted, but you do nothing productive at night


I wish I would never break another bone in my body again

 

[Idea]

Pfft what are you talking about/
Granted, but you do nothing productive at night


I wish I would never break another bone in my body again

granted, you´re a worm now, no bones. (look mommy, no bones!)


I wish my sense of scent actually worked properly

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted. Everything smells like butt.


I wish i could write music

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but you can only write songs for kindergardern


i wish for a high five

 

[Caffeine Freak]

granted but you can only write songs for kindergardern
i wish for a high five

Granted, but the other person is wearing a gloves covered in spikes.


I wish I could read people's minds.

 

[Idea]

Granted, but you hear every voice in the world at the same time and you can't ever put an end to it.


I wish I could get my innocence back

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but you are still hated


I wish i had good candy

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted, but you are still hated
I wish i had good candy

Granted, but at the center of all of them are various razor blades.


I wish I could shoot lasers out my eyes.

 

[Demonhunter]

[QUOTE="Caffeine Freak]Granted, but at the center of all of them are various razor blades.
I wish I could shoot lasers out my eyes.

[/QUOTE]
Granted. but said lazers singe your eyeballs every time use use them.


I wish I had a puppy.